Today !

yeah
we're having an inter batch college fest right now
and as usual I deemed it pretty boring to participate or attend

well it was microbiology class and I was bored
so anyways I was looking at the events later in the day
and there I saw a poetry recitation competition on the topic - "today"

and so I entered in it
now it didnt win(the proffs are not yet THAT open)
but it did open some mouths wide and turn some heads

now as you expect most ppl would write about....something like the changing past....tomorrow......boring stuff like that
this is my version.........(Uncensored)

TODAY


there was a girl
she had a crush
there was a boy
he wanted an adrenaline rush
one day they hooked up
there was magic in the air
they had chemistry
they had something on their minds
as the evening progressed
they had more and more fun
and he said that, 'the good times are yet to begin'

but then at night, something unexpected happened
she wanted protection
she asked if he had 'it'
but he didnt
so the boy went off
she cried all night
she used to feel miserable
she used to say there's no tomorrow

but then one day
she was watching TV
she was surfing the channels
she stopped at channel V
and suddenly she saw something special
a ray of hope in an Ad
and old filmstar singing and dancing
and then she said the magic words
"to save tomorrow, use "today" "

the girl was happy
she had found her answer
she knew the boy would come back now
because
"today" is the best contraceptive in India
"today" has the least side effects
its easy to insert
and it doesnt even hurt
there's no pain, there's just gain
dont have to use a condom
dont have to feel lame
"today" is the best player of the game




......

for the uninitiated, 'today' is a brand of spermicidal sponge marketed in India by the Govt.

end of the line

I tried the 20 things but not all
but yeah I did fall short of target

and I had fun
my promise to myelf..... I shall no longer have a boring med life