ever thought that all forensics staff are perverts?
well Im probably not alone when I say this.
they just HAVE to be perverts.
I mean what do you expect? just see any textbook of forensics and open the chapter sexual offences .....you'll see what I mean.
the HOD for example took our classes on it.
and by god was it a learning experience.
you learn about how people think dressing up as a person of the opposite sex is erotic...wierd but I'll allow it
but how can anyone even imagine stuff like pee and shit to be that?
and then you learn new terms like catamite and bagpiping(yukk)
anyways
now comes the reason why I started the post.
sessional exams are going around right now.
just gave the forensics practical. and the viva.
now this prof. must be totally addicted to sex......because he kept asking me to define one sexual offence after another........and there I go using up all of my imagination for it.
and all my answers stared the same way.....sir, when a person derives sexual pleasure by blah blah blah.
the best one was when he asked me what a catamite is(google it if you want)
my reply-
sir, when you sodomise a young child that child is called a catamite
it was only when the two PGs sitting nearby started to laugh that I realized my faux pas......
of course it was unintentional so he let me off......
or was it? ;)
