deluded:
eat a plum!
drink some water.
and lick your finger, covered in gum
Sammy:
and jump off a building
deluded:
onto a moti waali lady
sammy: hawwww
deluded:
and bounce off into the next building
sammy: elastic limit ka khayaal karna
warna bounce back ke bajayeee
...
messy scene ho jaye ga
deluded:
keep doing said activity until you cross the ocean
there, eat a bagel
b/c its, you know, international
sammy: haha
deluded:
piss in the open sea
sammy: interpol pakray gi ab
sheesh
deluded:
then piss on interpol waala computer
that make it go, bad booom boom
sammy: AHAHAHAHAHA
sleep with the fishes
lol
deluded:
you cannot possibly piss more, b/c you know.......tanki khaali
Saima: ahahahahah
LMAO
deluded:
so, go slap a french person
sleep with his girlfriend
sammy: she'll slap you
deluded:
shout viva la lalalalalaaaaaaaa
take a bottle of wine, hit it on a bus conductor's head
chop off your little finger
eat another bagel
stop the bleeding by using a silk cloth
wear a turban and shout choco attack!!
go to greece
look at hot greece girls
ask 5 of them out
get rejected
swallow sadness
sammy: dont forget slaps!!
deluded:
fly to mexico
ear a burrito
sammy: die of swine flu
deluded:
fart loudly.
sammy: ahahaha
deluded:
and then let loose a 'silent killer'
sammy: ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*bangs head on the keyboard
deluded: take a dump behind some bushes, b/c you know, its been a while
sammy: aww becharay
deluded: swim in a river
of mexican beer
sing a hindi song
call a mexican guy and say
hey sombrero
I be el polo loco
bow before me, peasant!
sleep with a hot mexican girl
make sure she takes a bath before though
fly to the moon
bomb the russians from there
sammy: dream on
deluded:
steal some moonshine
sammy: oooh
deluded:
fly to canada
sammy: save some for meeeeee
deluded:
eat a bagel
eat another bagel, its sooo friggin cold
burn the trees
wrestle with a polar bear
hit him between his legs
find out that its a she
run for your life
swim underwater
come up in front of australia
call their prime minister a nigga
eat a hat
eat a bagel. good for digestion
cut your arm off
regenerate.
eat a bagel. youre tired.
slap some australian cricketers.
say wassssuuup matey in a bad
go to a topless beach
throw some money into the sea
catch a crab
eat it
catch a great white shark
cook it into a bagel
eat the bagel
behead yourself
regenerate, with better hair this time
eat chinese food
watch some anime
buy a katana
sammy: in china now?
japan now
deluded:
no no, australia se hi
sammy: hahaha
khan kha tax lagay ga
deluded:
its cheaper there, black market!
sammy: oooh
then dont forget to sell a kidney
deluded:
cut off australia with your super great ultra super sword
into 3 parts
eat one part
slash everything, until only the topless beach is left
hang out there for a week
sammy: HAHAHA
deluded:
bomb the russians
see some diff types of 'bomb' at the beach
ooooh. missiles!
fly into the sun
sammy: torpedos
deluded:
lol
throw fireballs from there to saturn
burn saturn
sammy: great
deluded:
burn china
sammy: u went off to teh universe
but u didnt visit pakistan
deluded:
go to pakistan
eat kebabs
sammy: chicken walay!
sastay walay
deluded:
look at legendary hot lahori girls
sammy: :P
deluded:
meet a karachite chick
sammy: *snort
deluded:
touch her hand
get chased by extremists due to it
run to the middle east
sammy: hahaha
deluded:
sell your pee as water(theyd buy anything. yellow liquid gold? no?)
you know, b/c its been a while
eat a bagel
fly to mt everest
take a dump there, to make it 2 inches taller
fly to europe
get high on weed
get into a gay club
run the fuck out
sammy: a friend with weed is a friend indeed(sammyism)
deluded:
get into a lesbian club
announce that, since you like girls, you MUST be lesbian
have a threesome
fly to africa
do the kamehameha wave(dragonball Z)
take out africa with it
take out a giant whale, throw it on top of asia
let it sink due to its weight
bomb the russians
eat a bagel. tired.
pee on the americans
eat a mexican
bomb russia
burn south america
eat a german
eat a bagel
take a dump in the ocean
bomb whatevers left
fly into the sun
bomb earth
let it burst
go into hibernation, for future generations
remember to keep an extra large supply of bagels
never know when you need em
hmmmm
yeah
Im done :)
sammy: *silent treatment
deluded:
dude. Im SO posting this on my blog!
sammy: yeah you should!!!
