bwahahahaha!

new favorite quote of all time :

kya watermelon ass hai yaar



XD

in the beginning of mankind, there was a king, and he could partay like the mountains snowed

Good morning you sleepy cows


ABCD's coming!

now if you're not a manipalite, you're probably scratching your head right now

you manipalites are smiling.


and all of you guys, who have come here to look at something perverted, which, according to the search queries on my blog, are a LOT!

well. umm. hi
*waves

deluded: doing socially inappropriate things since the dawn of mankind.

also, who came to my blog by searching world's prettiest person?!
lol

well, since you are all hungover, lets give you something to wake up

have some lime juice.


i bet you didnt realise that the picture was blurry huh?
it happens.

okay. so. back to ABCD.

i finally found out it stands for : annual ball cum dinner
and not what i had previously thought : All the Babes in Class Drunk dancing

although, that is a big part of what is going to happen....

welcome to ABCD after party, the drunkeiest junkiest hottest and the most fun party you will experience in mbbs.
unless, youre one of those nerdy guys who stand in the corner of the room and stare at girls you like
or, youre one of those nerdy girls who come fully clothed in a salwar that drapes around your neck and is a faded pukey yellow in color......WHY?!!!
or those of you who are going for abcd, and not coming for the after party.

so, here's some pointers to all of you guys wondering about how you should go about it.

the full abcd package consists of :

part 1 : ABCD proper

description:

everybody has to sit, the guys in suits and the girls in sarees, in that boring college function which falls into my category of parties as 'uncle aunty function' and watch someone sing with a veena, or if worse, see the dean jiggle his thang to kajra re. i just hope our kind and respected staff, with a slightly high BMI do not think of doing thing something on a similiar line


blegh.

disturbing image.
just imagine older people.



and then we'll have some food to eat
going by the falling level of our college day food, i would ask some of you to......use caution


pluses:
see crush in saree
other hot girls in saree, laughing around and talking about lame stuff.
food might be good.

minuses:
uncle aunty function
lots and lots of that.
getting hot inside a big huge suit which you'll have to pwn from some place.
food might be bad

suggested plan of action:
get high.
antiemetic in case of food failure.

part 2 : after party

description:

biggest party of the year. hot girls strutting their stuff. most people drunk. some in the corner sitting and drinking juice and getting awkard. some outside, puking, coming back in for more booze. and at random dark corners of the night some lucky guys making out with hot girls.
this, till next day, when you can have a hungover breakfast and go back.

pluses:
get to drink with your crush and have interesting conversations.
lots of other hot girls just in case.
drunk.
hopefully.

minuses:
ummm....

suggested plan of action:
get high. as high as you ever have. and then, more.
dont persist on a girl who doesnt respond when you hit her up. or she might cry rape(knowledge taken from a wise senior)(and ive always said : drunk girls go both ways)(you dirty minded person)
get someone to make out with you.
if you dont, just get more high. it's worth it.


okay, so now the biggest part

GET A HOT DATE.

and i dont mean read the book!
get a proper living walking drinking making out sort of date.

so, all you guys out there, get your gears running and ask almost anyone you can

and if you're a hot girl reading this, and you're free, please gimme your number!


peace out.