my dhobi--The Sadist!

I woke up.
I was pitifully late for class.
brushed my teeth, brushed my hair....
quickly changed
forensics! have to wear formal or no attendance!
only one clean set of clothes left
got the shirt on
just getting the pants on and shit......... its button is already shattered into pieces
there goes another morning class of mine

which of course made me write this blog.

All dhobis are sadists
I mean right now during hostel life, specially in the medical line (the engineering ones are mostly crap.......you can wear even shorts and t shirts to class) its a big thing
a dirty labcoat can get you thrown out of class(damn those profs....why dont they get a life)

so I have had experiences with quite a few dhobis

with the first one, it was that the clothes came back dirties than when I gave it to him......and by got are the clothes dirty when I get through with them
so I had to start washing my own clothes

then there was a brief stint with one who claimed he dry cleaned the clothes
well the clothes were clean and all
but cant you learn to iron(why do we call it press????) them?

and now the latest of the trilogy has appeared
the button tearer
ok....now I get if you accidentally tear the button off
but how the hell can anyone break it into 4 pieces every time?
and getting buttons is so hard here

now imagine the kind of lifestyles that these 3 dhobis have, by the way they treat clothes

no 1. god knows mate......he's dirtier than me for sure, maybe he wears my stuff after Im done with them, or maybe he uses a rock for a detergent(there are other things but those are to gross for me to put here)

no.2 leads the most unorganised life, and has the most unkempt hair Ive seen

no.3 the sadist................do i need to say anything?

now Im looking for dhobi no.4
theres already small piles of clothes all over m room