have you ever had really deep questions pop into your minds?
I generally do
like.....
why are all the ceilings of all rooms painted with very light colors? (no answers to that one yet)
why does salman khan always take his shirts off? (is he a naturalist?)
why did that girl slap me after I asked her what PMS meant? (do you know?)
why do they call a burrito a burrito? (does that not sound vulgar to you?)
why is there no space time difference if you accelerate a tachyon?
why am I a genius of such epic proportions?
..........
yeah, I made up all of those.....except the last 2 ones
so lately Ive been thinking
what does one need the most in life?
have you ever thought that?what do you think is the answer?
if I get more than one reply to this
then I will post the shocking conclusion that I reached
please post the answer
ReplyDeleteI have also been thinking a lot about the same topic
[ You are crazy, you know that, don't you?? ]
ReplyDeleteWhy are all the ceilings of all rooms painted with very light colors?
So that people can go to heaven easily. I already told you that. You won't understand. Don't even try coz you're not landing up there anyway.
And Salman. He wanted his body to be the reason you turned gay. Disgustingly, it worked!!!
Light colours: So they lull you into sleep. Seriously, my house is getting painted so I KNOW this.
ReplyDeleteSalman: To show Aishwarya what she's missing. And to intimidate Akshay Kumar into leaving Katrina alone.
Burrito: No it doesn't. Somehow, and maybe it's just me being weird, sounds like a name for a furry cat. :P
What does one need the most in life? Literally? Oxygen. And otherwise, love.
Btw, anonymous IS you, isn't it?! :P
@divinediu
ReplyDeleteyou have ONE BIG screwed up mind, you know that?
AND you didnt answer the question
@ ki
damn it
how'd you find out?
I thought my plan was perfect
I was fine until I came across you.
ReplyDeleteNow everything is gay! :P
what does one need the most in life?
Some chocolate and a bear hug. That is good for just about everything.
The thing is, YOU are not the genius. I am. *evil laugh*
ReplyDelete@ki
ReplyDeleteD'oh
@ my mentor
damn you dhongi baba
you said that I was the smartest person on the planet(right after I gave you my property rights and my credit cards)
is that what your 20 years of experience from meditating nude on mount everest(I still think youre my idol because of that) teach you?
no, no dont worry
Im going to deposit your monthly fees for my well being right now
Give me lots of cash and I swear I'll say nice things about you. Heck, I'll sing your praises from rooftops, I will! :P
ReplyDeleteSuch profound inquiry I have rarely come across. This surely is the electronic abode of a genius.
ReplyDeleteMy humble attempts at the questions:
Light Colours on ceilings: Because spider webs are much more easily visible then.
Partial Nudity from Salman Khan: No comments.
PMS: *Bows down to the divine Pagan deity of Aphrodite, the Goddess of fertility*
Burrito:
1. Mmmmmmm. Tasty. P:
2. Burros como burritos y sonido que el mismo también.
Tachyons: Is that a mexican dish too? mmmmmm P:
Your genius mind: is unparalleled.
What do you need most in life: an identity. And sex. Lots of it.
u dont know the meanign of PMS??? find out on net dude..
ReplyDeletehey u r dodo.. pms is post menstrual syndrome.. related to periods .. monthly cycle of women..
ReplyDeleteab agli baar thappad mat khana.
hehe
ReplyDeleteI knew that
Im a medical student actually.....
seen too many of those to comment
and by the way
ReplyDeleteits PRE menstrual syndrome
not post
fascinating
ReplyDelete@anonymous
ReplyDeletewho might you be?
I never use such cheesy words for myself.......I use AWESOME
unparalleled wits!
ReplyDeleteand finally found an indian medico who blogs.. thank heavens!! looks like i'm goin 2 follow ur blog now!!
:)..
isra
@ isra
ReplyDeletewelcome!
please follow my blog to the back of the section.....leave your mobile, credit card and food there
thank you
have a nice stay
1. ceilings are painted lighter to reflect light and disperse it to all parts of the room. darker the shade, more it absorbs
ReplyDelete2. salman's shirt went off...tickets went sky high.
3. slap's an easy way out...she could either be embarrassed or make u feel the same. easy choice. n if u still don't know what it is, slap yourself :P
4. why is a cat a cat?
5. you're sure you're not considering the same frame of reference?!
6.-invalid question-
i'm bored...but i have a feeling you never wanted these answered
@ shivani
ReplyDeletevery thoughtful
and i DID want answers
thank you
ya u r right its pre.. then thts means u already knew :)
ReplyDeletepakda gaya na
You write very well.
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