Saturday, February 7, 2009

hold your chin high and trim your nose hair

a cute nose can make anyone look heavenly, no?


and an ugly nose can make the prettiest person look like a pig.




(p.s. is that pig sticking his tongue out?)(ha! suck on this Mr. farmerman!)



now check the nose of this hottie.




no you didnt.

the NOSE, the NOSE. go back and look at the pic again, you pervert.


ah, yes. back to the topic.

you know your life aint going good, when youre still inside on a saturday night.

why am I not outside, you ask?

slip disc.

and Im single.

alright, slip disc doesnt count. happy?



when youre single, life opens up a lot of avenues. and you can do almost everything in the world. you can become rich. you can be famous. you can get a girl. you can be the president.

or you can just be lazy... sigh. life can be sad.



alright, a treat for all you readers.

deepika padukone - a very hot indian girl



you just came here because you googled up 'hot indian girl' didnt you?

why are you reading this?

go get drunk. or better, get a girlfriend you sick sick person.
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46 comments:

  1. JadisFebruary 7, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    when you're single, life opens up a lot of avenues

    you can also be bored.
    ;)

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  2. AnuragFebruary 7, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    dude ...what was this post about ..??

    When u r single you wd see the nose of a gal("hot girl") better than when u see it when u r committed ??

    Ha! :D

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  3. Jinxed PixieFebruary 7, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    Aye aye, a cute nose can make anyone look good...
    obama is rich, obama is famous, obama is the president...and he's not single mind you....

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  4. sydneyFebruary 7, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    yea a nose can make all the difference. hahaha

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  5. deludedFebruary 7, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    @jadis

    or decapitated.

    @anurag

    the post was about 'hot indian girl'

    @pixie

    and he has a bad nose, and my socks!

    @syd

    yea. and a girl too. ;)

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  6. NEHAFebruary 7, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    lol ..hilarious....are u sure jus the nose?


    singledom..!!! curse 2 many...!!

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  7. kiFebruary 7, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    What does your nose have to do with you being single bubbles?

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  8. Tangled up in blue...February 8, 2009 at 1:54 AM

    speaking from the side of those blessed with an elephantine nose..

    never allow ur nose to take over ur life..or atleast ur face, even when ppl refer to u as "dat gal with d parrot beak nose"..

    but what the hell, there's always plastic surgery! hooray!

    on the other hand, hmm, no,

    "the source of all my power"-Chandler Bing

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  9. Tangled up in blue...February 8, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    oh and trimming one's nose hair is always a good idea of course..

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  10. Jinxed PixieFebruary 8, 2009 at 2:15 AM

    oh yeah ur socks...
    so obama is a cheapskate....

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  11. deludedFebruary 8, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    @ neha

    ok. the bod also! lol

    @ki

    its linked through quantum physics

    @blue

    arent hook noses a sigh of royalty?

    @pixie

    yup.

    yes, he can.

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  12. Deeksha GajbhiyeFebruary 8, 2009 at 3:59 AM

    How about a single,hot girl with a perky nose (who is president too)?

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  13. I'll try 2 be truthfulFebruary 8, 2009 at 4:51 AM

    you sick sick person , what about girls ?
    if u ask me the pigs nose was wackiest/quirkiest one.

    for deepika from you

    "ke love mera hit hit soniye ,
    na kar aise khit pit soniye ,
    ke baby badi fit fit soniye ,..."

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  14. SwayamFebruary 8, 2009 at 5:12 AM

    singledom can be sad relatively... I mean as long as you are with your friends and they not with their respective gfs and bfs.. life looks happy.. but the personal jokes the coochie cooing does irritate... I have a 'pakoda' nose.. does that have anything to do with my singledom...
    ps: love reading your posts...:) lightens me up... Saves on my gym money....

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  15. AditiFebruary 8, 2009 at 5:38 AM

    hey

    after a long time i can see the old ritty come in ur words rotfl

    get drunk

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  16. Tangled up in blue...February 8, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    yes, so i've heard..but i get a feeling that that wont really make much of a difference to people who call it a 'parrot beak'..sigh..believe me, people with flat noses are way better off..

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  17. deludedFebruary 8, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    @ deeksha

    yes. that would be an oxymoron.

    @ I'll try to lie

    :P thats only because youre a girl that you think so!

    @ swayam

    thank you. really.

    @aditi

    I think you meant witty :P

    @ blue

    well you SHOULD be expecting that.
    ever since 3rd sem, clubbing.

    parrot beaking shall never be the same again.

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  18. weevil girlFebruary 8, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    um. (small voice) i dont think pignoses are ugly? i think theyre the CUTEST -runs away-

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  19. joiedevivreFebruary 9, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    frusta ra hai tu...

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  20. Pranav Kumar VFebruary 9, 2009 at 7:06 AM

    LOL!! I was searching for stuff on proteins all the while and no one came... I search for hot Indian Girl, my mom walks past!! AND STARES, SQUEEZING REAL HARD TO MAKE-OUT WHAT IT WAS!! DAMN!! This NEVER happened in the last few months... why now??

    All because of the 'nose'!! Fuck them in the nose!! ;)

    See you when I see you... :D

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  21. Prachi BansalFebruary 9, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    well..i have a cute nose(atleast pa thinks so!:P)..but i m not rich..i m not famous..i m not a(the) president..not even of the economics society of my college!..AND I am single..chee!
    singing..
    ye stunning looks..
    ye nosie..
    mere kaam ki nahi..
    mere kaam ki nahi..

    :((*sob sob*

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  22. deludedFebruary 9, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    @weev

    aww. come back sweetie. want a lollypop?

    @french fries

    yup. exactly.

    @PK

    uhuh. I can feel the pain.

    @prachi

    single? you?

    I'd ask you out, but I dont wanna be slapped too hard right about now ;)

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  23. Tangled up in blue...February 9, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    on the lines of people with flat noses are better off..

    single ppl are better off too..

    and getting drunk doesnt sound like a bad idea right abt now..;)

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  24. deludedFebruary 9, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    I'd disagree on all 3.

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  25. Deeksha GajbhiyeFebruary 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    I was talking about myself :)

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  26. deludedFebruary 9, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    then I would go and read that comment again.

    :P

    the conclusion seems diff, this time

    ;)

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  27. joiedevivreFebruary 9, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    hehe
    why u callin me french fries??
    :P

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  28. deludedFebruary 10, 2009 at 6:00 AM

    @french toast

    because, theyre french and popular.

    so are you.

    @prachi

    ok ok. i shall, even if i get a slap.

    that better now?

    and about guest posts, i love you. thank you. Ive been waiting for one for so long. aye

    mail me?

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  29. Scribblers IncFebruary 11, 2009 at 4:36 AM

    arre! :[

    I did not google hot indian garl...and what is she doin here anyways!!

    Scribblers Inc.

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  30. AditiFebruary 11, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    it was ritty :P

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  31. AniFebruary 17, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    hehe that was cute one.. lol

    n i didnt know any one could be so obsessed with the nose when one is single.. oh well.

    thanks for stoppin by my blog.. bfn

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  32. XorkesFebruary 17, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    There's a pig nose, then another ladies nose and then hot indian gal's nose and your single??
    Does any of the above topic mingle?
    Yup, that reminds me jingle bell jingle bell.. Jingle!
    Dont think bout the comment. Its just like the post. Lol

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  33. MadsFebruary 21, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    :| eeeks. the pic :| :| eeeks
    and i hate deepika. bitch took away my yuvraj singh and now my ranbir kapoor X-( kamini...
    p.-s pigs are cute !! :O :O :) :)

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