when you look at a cow, dont stare at its behind! thats RUDE!!

ahem.

first things first.

happy birthday to me. (now please wish me. Im already lacking in Bday wishes)(stupid too drunk to remember friends)

ahem ahem.

oh, yes.

and there's a party.

I always wanted this special day to come.

my own sweet sixteen party.
chocolates, cakes and grand food.
all my friends at one place.
and youre invited.
my mom always says that sixteen is a great age to be at. now I get to find out! yay!

woohoo

sweet sixteen!!!


oh.

wait.

Im 21.

nevermind.

cancel that invitation.

now that I know that I cant have a sweet sixteen party.....

I think I'll go cry in the corner.


hehe.

alright. back to the much more pressing issue.

new previously unknown hot girl discovered.

Marie Digby.




the girl who made me realise that all mexicans dont wear hats, are not short and unsexy and smelly, and fart really pretty looking pink farts


oh.

she's not mexican?

oh. oh.

nevermind.

she's hot and she sings well, so F**k you!



oh oh.

whats a Bday post without a dedication huh?

I would like to decimate this post to all the great people in my life(alessandra ambrosio, deepika padukone, katrina kaif, michelle branch and delilah(hey there delilah!))

and to sprite.

and milkshakes.



yosh.
that was so lame.

its time to get drink like Ive never drunk before.
milkshakes.

and then sleep.