drunk people have their own reasons.
random thoughts heard from random people.
Im not drinking
that golden colour, cant you see! its honey, honey! honey and water.
when you look at it, its only 30 percent alcohol
so, those werent 3 shots......that was just one shot, and the rest was water
Im not high yo!
I just have this tendency to randomly hug other girls wearing red.
vodka isnt a drink, its water.
to wipe your ass with.
Im being responsible.
Im drinking it all so that there wont be any left for you guys, then you can go lead full 'fruity' lives. Im sacrificing for you guys man!
why do I drink?
do you ask a rose why it has thorns?(girlA answers)
do you ask a person why they fart? its personal man. per-son-al (guyA)
do you ask kids why they eat ice cream?(guyB)
do you ask mariah carey why she has big b**bs? (guyC)
do you ask doubts in class????(girlB)
when you piss, its the same colour right?
Im just replenishing what Ive lost
no no man. this is how we were born. and this is how I shall live. never forget your heritage man, never (guy while taking off his shirt)
this is how the matrix guy dodged bullets man. BULLETS!(stagerring drunk)
and my personal favourite.
you idiots!
its not on backwards!
my pants are the latest thing for people suffering from diarrhoea
you know, you just open the zipper and then drop the bombs.
see! thats so logical. so less troublesome.
HAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteI loved the same color thing! awesomely said!
so temme,
which of these were said by you?
LOL.. im for the responsible person one. I'm very very responsible that way. I sacrifice for the sake of others :). And yeah i HAVE noticed girls get touchy wid each other when drunk but i thought it was accidental.
ReplyDeleteha ha now that was an interesting post!! :P
ReplyDeleteyah! grosssssssssssss :D
ReplyDeletenicely done man
ReplyDeletea few good ones...but some grosssss...!!
ReplyDeletewch 1 was by u?
too good!!:)
ReplyDeleteI like:)
@ express
ReplyDeletenone!
@ crowscious
haha, everyone gets touchy I noticed
@ ria
thanks!
@think tank
now now. really?
@sleepwalker
thanks!
@neha
haha. the gross ones I didnt actually include, there are so many more ;)
and no. none of them was mine, dont drink :)
@huge intellectual
I like too :)
You posts are a bit too much for me :P i mean the language....maybe I am the girl (i dont know which type :)) but i enjoy reading it at times......!!
ReplyDeletefunny thing
ReplyDeletefunny thing
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeletenicely done!
The only post, it seems, you wrote in sobriety.
ReplyDelete@diarrhea:
pant-ass-theek?
Fantastic!
TC.