of tetrapak and hot girls who are interested in me

the deluded view on various topics - chapter 21 section 75


tetrapak

yup.

youre walking, you havent had anything to eat since morning and then, suddenly, you see.

a goddess.

juice.

200 ml of fruity goodness.

with a straw.

and when youre almost done.
you suck.(thats what she said ;) )

you try to take in that last 30 ml of juice.
effing straw.
you tilt the pack, put the straw to its ideal position. squeeze. suck.
but, there's still some left.
effing straw.

you shake the pack, you feel it, the tempting juice.

you want it.

200 ml of fruity goodness that you'll never completely have.


but it will, never, give itself up.
(the juice probably thinks something like- you can have my body, but not my heart, huh?)

and you give up.
and your day shall be bad.

thats why I like appy.
at least they have the sense of putting a peel away on top. so you can have that last bit too.

more to the point, look what frooti has as a publicity poster.

pretttyy suggestive.(thats what he said)





NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT.

is there?
*looks innocently





ahem.

now to the second part of the post.

I know what youre thinking.

what about the hot girls who are interested in me, you ask?

where are the hot girls who are interested in me, you ask?

exactly.

if you find them, please redirect here.

thanks.