we shared a moment that will last till the end.

things that pisses off the cow outside my hostel, while he's facebooking/orkutting/blogging

where did I see a cow, you ask?
are you sure youre in india, I ask.

but why does it have a facebook profile, orkut profile AND a blog, you ask?
this is manipal, yo!
he is an urban indian cow, dumbass.
he's classy and not rural.

he's christian.
and his name is bob.

he's bob the male cow.

how do I know that he's a guy-cow?
because he's in love with ganga the hyderabadi cow.

why is he a cow and yet a male?
genetic engineering.

err. yes.

so I had this conversation with bob over coffee at CCD(the one in front of the engineering college, central library doesnt allow cows inside, feh, racists.)
he likes frappe the most, if you want to know.





OOOPS.

wrong picture.








aah. yes. back to the topic.

bob tells me that he gets really pissed off with some orkut and facebook profiles that he's been seeing lately.

1. uncool studs who act like studs and put ER in front of their names.

what is WRONG with these people, bob says.at first I thought it was some really cool degree of something.that you get that title after doing lots of hard work, like Dr. or Prof. or Count.

then I go and ask one of them.and he says thats because he got into an engineering college.which is not even IIT.

meh. stupid humans.

dude! you dont even know the proper use for hair gel! its not for head hair*!! and youre already balding! please take out the title.




2. you know the sites that let you put up your picture in some imaginary billboard.

and you put that picture on your album, not one but 20+ of them in different poses!!! wtf!

seriously. Ive been a brand promoter for nandini milk, and your move is just uncool and unprofessional.



3. people who like to tYpE lIkE tHiS. aNd tHiNk tHaT iTs rEaLly cOoL.

err. should I even say anything?
I appreciate you for your hard work with the shift button. but. thats it.



4. he does not hate alpa chino. he loves alpa chino.
alpa chino is god.booty sweat and bust-a-nut forever!



5.he hates people who will just read this post, and not comment.
lazy ass lazyasses!



err. thats it.

more from my bob the cow later.
over our bi-weekly coffee get-together.(not that there's anything wrong with that statement)

*its for the tail.
what were you thinking?