tripartite.

thats an 'e' at the end. not 's'.
pervs.

part1 : sexual approaches

so. yes.

mangalore bus trip.

what do manipalites do for fun, you ask?
they go to the closest mall available.

which is a 2 hr bus drive away.

deluded fail.
nausea win.

case1: sitting at the last bench of the bus. out of six seats, 5 are taken. there's a space between me and a hot MIT chick.
rest of the bus=empty
a very kuntry uncle suddenly comes up and sits between us.
oh well, naive naive me thinks he just came to see the MIT chick and maybe grope.

aaah. india.

well. if only it was that simple.
uncle then decides its a good idea to start rubbing his thighs against mine.

mangalore bus trip: the EFFING FREAKING OUT version

case2: uncle finally gets up. deluded breath of security.

random MIT guy with pubes for hair comes up and sits in the space instead.
oh well. he cant be worse.

deluded: hoping in vain that something good might happen for 21 yrs.

said MIT guy the proceeds to sleep. on the shoulder of........wait for it........NOT the hot MIT chick.
stupid brainless git.
2 hours of shoulder pain.

oh well, the good thing was, it happened to be a conversation starter with the mit chick.
I said: I have attractive shoulders, it seems. everybody's heads just seem to.......
she: smiles

classic

deluded: not classy since 1988

so, events like these, coupled with the fact that whenever I eat out, I find some
random person staring at me always. have made me recount my luck.

to read my first such encounter, go here

damn you FSM.



yup. poor homme.

deluded: hit on by the wrong kind of people in the wrong kind of way.

life: not going good ever since section 377 was taken out.

part2: harish patel

thats what the indian harry potter is called.

what did I do in mangu, you ask?
movie of course.

right choice because:
hot girl sitting next to me, making orgasmic sounds at every scene
emma watson has grown, in the right places

wrong choice because:
it seemed like a chick flick. with 90% of the audience being girls(right choice because : good view)
mangalore bus trip.
had to hide face from a lot of batchmates, to avoid questions on manliness.

also, I noticed that harry potter has boobies.

during the last scene of the movie, while I was watching emma watson's chest face, I saw that the guy had a bigger chest face.
diagnosis: gynaecomastia

actual reason: wind


part3: hot girls

firstly, its a sad sad day for bloggerworld.

a hot bloggergirl is leaving us, it seems.

so, please.
go here and leave a comment asking her to come back.

much love.


secondly, a good friend of mine from college(hot girl, of course) tells me that there are 2 other hot girls who wouldnt mind going out for dinner with me.

although she tells me that they were actually high and said that sarcastically.
and afterwards downed a whole litre of booze at a go.
and then killed a snake.
and then read a forensic medicine book.
ate an elephant.
and kissed manmohan singh.


wild thing.
you make my heart sing.

sigh.

deluded: not getting hit upon since 1850


part4: bonus

going to chennai on thursday!
for a measly day and a half.


brother getting his degree.

official reason: me going to represent the family at the convocation

actual reason: me going to see the drinking party afterwards.

what'll I do there, you ask.

eat peanuts.



also.

the people who came to this blog by searching 'hot indian girl washing clothes' through google.

I hope you had a good lesson.





pervs.

let the rain fall down, and wake my dreams

A wise man once said

it doesnt rain in manipal
it pours.

actually, that would be a good thing.


but it doesnt JUST rain.

it comes with heavy horizontal rain, free of cost.




which turns something like this in the imagination



into this(as demonstrated by my good chinky dost)




and then, the umbrella goes from something like this




to this(as demonstrated by babu lal and his wife)



also, the rain drops dont just go pitter patter against your umbrella
each drop drops with a bang.

which makes you imagine something like this




as this




and thus while travelling from your hostel to the hospital(something like 5 mins by foot)

you end up

wet, cold , very wet, very cold and late for class.

also, you might end up outside of class as well.


but, there is one remedy to this.


and that is







and then, if youre lucky, you might get to see



(picture inserted due to popular demand)



I could totally do that.

if only there wasnt a class to go to.

feh.

and someone once sang


Once the cloud that's raining
Over your head disappears
The noise that you'll hear
Is the crashing down of hollow years


sigh.

however, what I say is,

it doesnt pour in manipal.
it rains.

sometimes beautifully.

She's got you high, and you dont even know it

aah. yes.

where was I?
you dont wanna know.


Hmm.

hot baths are nice.

how many times have you thought that?
7-8 times a month?

hot baths are a power of good.

how many times have you thought THAT?

I just had a nice hot bath. while listening to aerosmith at full volume and surrounded by the scent of strawberry and mint.

it was beautiful. it felt like........



where am I, you ask?
the one taking the picture probably( story of my life, sigh.)
alright alright.

just kidding. dont get any lawsuits on me. got that off the internet!

on that thought, please dont google image search 'hot bath' ever. unless youre a pervert.

back on track,
I shall now dub this theme of hot water bathing - last of the mohicans living of the dead deluded moonsault skywing style.

its a short meaningful name.
and its different from the normal hot steamy bath*.



*hot steamy bath

defined as a bath so hot, that if you stand up you shouldnt be able to see your toes, due to too much steam around**

**unless youre so fat you couldnt even before, you fat bastard.

as defined by the official luikal's classification of hot water baths***

***luikal's classification of hot water baths

grade 1 - mildly hot - temperature>30<38
grade 2 - blood hot - temperature of the blood(as taken from a normal human without fever)(extended to 40)
grade 3 - medial hot - temperature: 40-50
grade 4 - highly hot - 50-64.73
grade 5 - severely hot - >64.73
special grade - steamy hot

as given by the international society of hot water baths****

****international society of hot water baths

a society of like minded wise, elite people who fight for the good of the world, with the holy power of hot water baths.
this society is headed by his highness dhongi baba and consists of few elite fighters who have unimaginable hot water powers.
the society continues the ancient trend of bathing water enriched with the earth's natural form and energy handed down by god during genesis.
and it fights the dark menacing cold shower society.

more on the society later.

Im too tired from fighting a member from the cold shower society.

sigh.
maybe I should take a steamy hot bath.