tripartite.

thats an 'e' at the end. not 's'.
pervs.

part1 : sexual approaches

so. yes.

mangalore bus trip.

what do manipalites do for fun, you ask?
they go to the closest mall available.

which is a 2 hr bus drive away.

deluded fail.
nausea win.

case1: sitting at the last bench of the bus. out of six seats, 5 are taken. there's a space between me and a hot MIT chick.
rest of the bus=empty
a very kuntry uncle suddenly comes up and sits between us.
oh well, naive naive me thinks he just came to see the MIT chick and maybe grope.

aaah. india.

well. if only it was that simple.
uncle then decides its a good idea to start rubbing his thighs against mine.

mangalore bus trip: the EFFING FREAKING OUT version

case2: uncle finally gets up. deluded breath of security.

random MIT guy with pubes for hair comes up and sits in the space instead.
oh well. he cant be worse.

deluded: hoping in vain that something good might happen for 21 yrs.

said MIT guy the proceeds to sleep. on the shoulder of........wait for it........NOT the hot MIT chick.
stupid brainless git.
2 hours of shoulder pain.

oh well, the good thing was, it happened to be a conversation starter with the mit chick.
I said: I have attractive shoulders, it seems. everybody's heads just seem to.......
she: smiles

classic

deluded: not classy since 1988

so, events like these, coupled with the fact that whenever I eat out, I find some
random person staring at me always. have made me recount my luck.

to read my first such encounter, go here

damn you FSM.



yup. poor homme.

deluded: hit on by the wrong kind of people in the wrong kind of way.

life: not going good ever since section 377 was taken out.

part2: harish patel

thats what the indian harry potter is called.

what did I do in mangu, you ask?
movie of course.

right choice because:
hot girl sitting next to me, making orgasmic sounds at every scene
emma watson has grown, in the right places

wrong choice because:
it seemed like a chick flick. with 90% of the audience being girls(right choice because : good view)
mangalore bus trip.
had to hide face from a lot of batchmates, to avoid questions on manliness.

also, I noticed that harry potter has boobies.

during the last scene of the movie, while I was watching emma watson's chest face, I saw that the guy had a bigger chest face.
diagnosis: gynaecomastia

actual reason: wind


part3: hot girls

firstly, its a sad sad day for bloggerworld.

a hot bloggergirl is leaving us, it seems.

so, please.
go here and leave a comment asking her to come back.

much love.


secondly, a good friend of mine from college(hot girl, of course) tells me that there are 2 other hot girls who wouldnt mind going out for dinner with me.

although she tells me that they were actually high and said that sarcastically.
and afterwards downed a whole litre of booze at a go.
and then killed a snake.
and then read a forensic medicine book.
ate an elephant.
and kissed manmohan singh.


wild thing.
you make my heart sing.

sigh.

deluded: not getting hit upon since 1850


part4: bonus

going to chennai on thursday!
for a measly day and a half.


brother getting his degree.

official reason: me going to represent the family at the convocation

actual reason: me going to see the drinking party afterwards.

what'll I do there, you ask.

eat peanuts.



also.

the people who came to this blog by searching 'hot indian girl washing clothes' through google.

I hope you had a good lesson.





pervs.