Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Guest post : tumultuous suspension

so. yes. Im lazy.





and awesome.



hence, I got this awesome hot blogger woman to write for me.

a little background first-
she's hot.
lives in a metro.
has a huge house worth around a million bucks (frigging rich, in short)
has a swimming pool in that house.
also has a pool table.
and a tennis court.
and likes to hire beyonce for evening music.
also, she's hot.
and has promised to pay me 2000 rs for this.
and treat me to milkshakes.
yay.


so, here goes :


A heel scrape against the floor
A roll of tissue one just tore
A subdued cough behind the door
A silent phone on vibrate mode

Strange, but it does upset,
Innocent bathroom sounds
Are always suspect.




.........

short and sweet.


thats how a girl once described my............



little finger.

pervs.


I tried getting you all a picture, because she's so hot, but *privacy*

hence, the closest I got to was through google image search :




apparently she ended up with jackie chan, so, all's well and that ends well.



p.s. requesting guest posts from anyone and everyone who's interested !
including you, bongie/pongie

19 comments:

  1. //A heel scrape against the floor
    A roll of tissue one just tore
    A subdued cough behind the door
    A silent phone on vibrate mode

    Strange, but it does upset,
    Innocent bathroom sounds
    Are always suspect.

    ----------------

    I think you wrote it.

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  2. Ok. Maybe she did write it. You did request.

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  3. @saurus

    stupid :P

    of course she did

    the question is :

    would you like to?

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  4. OYE.
    I'm bored and attention seeking.
    I WANNA WRITE SOMETHING.
    Yeah. :D

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  5. but which bang i'd leave ur head to decide...
    i dont like the word but it sorta clicks...
    i m over worked and under paid and over gym-ed so imagine me ... all banged!

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  6. Wow! I like!!

    Its actually one of the coolest poems I've ever read!

    Go hot girl, go!!

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  7. your alter-ego i'd say?

    the same writing style..

    and the same vocab!

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  8. tom cruise is a midget!!
    interesting peom!
    great guest post!
    u give me complex!(tons of it :P)

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  9. LOL~

    Harrumpph - you jaded away my 'guestness' by writing your own pinch of jazz to it. pshaw! And WE are alike??? ("I thought it had a 'deluded' quality about it."/ "your alter-ego i'd say? the same writing style..and the same vocab!")

    HELL - NO.

    Oh wait -

    No money - check
    Short - check
    Cheeky - check
    Bina swimming pool, bar by the side, sauna, bath, etc? - check

    Oh aah
    Aah me

    We are alike.

    Sigh.

    Okay so am I supposed to be the girl in the pic, or the one that called you short and sweet?

    Nyavar mind - You are cordially invited to guest post it off at my blog too.

    An oh. Is it bad blogging manners to comment on a post that has your guest post in it?? :O

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  10. oye
    long tym no c
    y does the poem luk deludish?
    btw good 1
    pic -> :D

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  11. I liked the poetry part. Really.
    And the 'you' part.

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  12. laa laa laaa...
    Someone is back with a BIG BANG !!
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

    nice nice :D
    and if "she" really wrote it...
    She is quite talented...:D
    And so are you :D
    And so am I :D

    tadaa..
    pankhuri

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  13. @ Deluded: Oi! Stifled sob rigmarole. Look at the comments. I wail in agony. All MY talent is being compared to yours? *Steps out to spot a piece of land that will yield 6 feet under to accommodate her*

    Sigh.

    Okay, this is embarrassing enough. BUT, I have been invited by the invitee to respond to the guest post comments. *Steps out again to just allow the ground to swallow her up*

    Anyway, yes, I DID write the poem bit. And I do NOT look anything even remotely like that ahem...ermm...that thing in the pic. And for all those who liked the poem, thank you! :)

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  14. Naice poem. :)

    Funny cartoon. =D

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