Thursday, January 28, 2010

your mind is a double egded....... tomato!

I was in the library, and.....

blood.

my blood.

bloody red blood.

red, dark blood.

red, frank blood.

red, frank, copious amount of blood.

red, frank, copious amount of blood.

yeah, well, i kind of ran out of medical terms to describe blood.
now, if you had thought 'sputum', THATS another story.

every medical student has a different description of sputum.
we're bred to believe sputum can look like a strawberry milkshake(pink and frothy) or coffee(no biggie - coffee colored sputum) or that it can rust(rusty sputum) or even paan

colored because you know, you just had a paan, and you LIKE paan)

that reminds me.
this movie has such a funky name.
even if the poster is one of the lamest ones Ive seen.



that also reminds me,
inflation from the point of view of a paan waala i met, inflation is something similiar to flatulence.



also, overheard in a train
'har aadmi ke peeche ek mahila hoti hai, aur uske peeche, sonia gandhi'
hard thought to ponder about.


so, i went to the library the other day
where the latest(since like 2 years, Im not sure, I rarely GO) trend is of low rise jeans.

hot girls have been making pretty good use of it, flouting their thangs.



the guys, however, not so much.

its not a low rise, if you just wear your normal jeans lower than where its supposed to be.

seriously.
it looks like you have no ass.

unless, its a bit too revealing.



okay.
that was a disturbing image in your head, specially if youre a guy and youve been to the library.

here.
hot chick, to refresh your mind.




oh, yes, the blood, you were wondering, werent you?

connect all the bloody red letters in the post, and you shall unravel the mystery.


get to work, lads.

I was in the library and.......

:P