Thursday, January 28, 2010

your mind is a double egded....... tomato!

I was in the library, and.....

blood.

my blood.

bloody red blood.

red, dark blood.

red, frank blood.

red, frank, copious amount of blood.

red, frank, copious amount of blood.

yeah, well, i kind of ran out of medical terms to describe blood.
now, if you had thought 'sputum', THATS another story.

every medical student has a different description of sputum.
we're bred to believe sputum can look like a strawberry milkshake(pink and frothy) or coffee(no biggie - coffee colored sputum) or that it can rust(rusty sputum) or even paan

colored because you know, you just had a paan, and you LIKE paan)

that reminds me.
this movie has such a funky name.
even if the poster is one of the lamest ones Ive seen.



that also reminds me,
inflation from the point of view of a paan waala i met, inflation is something similiar to flatulence.



also, overheard in a train
'har aadmi ke peeche ek mahila hoti hai, aur uske peeche, sonia gandhi'
hard thought to ponder about.


so, i went to the library the other day
where the latest(since like 2 years, Im not sure, I rarely GO) trend is of low rise jeans.

hot girls have been making pretty good use of it, flouting their thangs.



the guys, however, not so much.

its not a low rise, if you just wear your normal jeans lower than where its supposed to be.

seriously.
it looks like you have no ass.

unless, its a bit too revealing.



okay.
that was a disturbing image in your head, specially if youre a guy and youve been to the library.

here.
hot chick, to refresh your mind.




oh, yes, the blood, you were wondering, werent you?

connect all the bloody red letters in the post, and you shall unravel the mystery.


get to work, lads.

I was in the library and.......

:P

34 comments:

  1. I was beginning to think you're dead.

    and here you are so undead, only bleeding!!

    the images were.. uh.. quite disturbing.

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  2. u had it cos u saw her?? Seriously...:P

    Nice idea...:D

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  3. you were in the library



    and......



    and.........



    and..............



    and I love you :P
    *wow*

    loved the post to the bottom of my heart :D

    I am glad you are back with a BANG :D

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  4. Haaaahaaaaa!!!!!! Awesome! to see you write, and the way your post went, I had a nose bleed!!!! :D

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  5. somethings never change..

    like, deluded's post is always about some hot girl..

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  6. still the same ha
    way to go
    kudos

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  7. The Hot Chick! I hate that movie. Just CONSIDERING the possibility of waking up as a guy one day is DISGUSTING.
    Seriously. No offence meant, though.

    This one time, somebody I know got hurt and there was a LOT of blood on the floor and after some time, the blood turned into something dry, like when you sharpen a pencil and the waste which comes out? In that shape. Except much worse.

    Disturbing image.

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  8. FINALLY you found a hot girl! *sigh*

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  9. i knew there was something 2 do with the red letters.. that makes me a genius doesn't it ....

    so , im not the only one who goes to the library, once in like 2 years !!! hehe... caught ya..

    and so, you met... i mean , saw this hot girl in the library.. ohk... and that made your nose bleed ???!!!

    explain, sir !!!

    i know..
    ...
    ...
    ..
    ..
    THE
    BIG
    BAD
    BROTHER !!!!!


    LMAO !!!!!!!!

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  10. You got a nose bleed bcoz u saw a hot girl..?? Interesting....and....good for you...hehe :P

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  11. Hot girls make your nose bleed? I've been through my textbooks excessively but none of them have described this phenomenon.

    Perhaps I'm not getting this because I'm not a guy?

    Or is it because your blood pressure went up when you saw her...but no, wiat, that doesn't work...blood flow usually goes somewhere else, excessively to one organ...and if you are well-endowed ell, then one would theoretically be in a state of shock with a low BP....ok I'm being a medic nerd...I just don't get it!?!?!

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