Of clouds and miniskirts

I know what you're thinking. those dont really match, right?
damn you god and you logical world you.
rainy season should be filled with all hot girls taking out their less used skimpy clothings and showing some legs. because well, things are gonna get dirty anyway, right?

i meant if they wear jeans, theyre gonna get dirty.
but i like the way you think *winks

oh well. lucky for me, Im zen.
If i was the ruler of the world, everybody's breakfast would look like this



whaat eef yuu are vegetarian you ask?
ummm. have a sandwich.

in fact, now i have an idea.

heck, why not make the world vegetarian?
i would totally fund research into making plants which would grow meat instead of leaves and fruits.
ham flavored lettuce, succulent juicy pork potatoes, sausages instead of bhindi and funky beef pineapples.

wait. not pineapples.
because pineapples are evil.


but it makes you wonder, doesnt it?
instead of vegetarians randomly skewering drivers of meat trucks and lynching of the meat store owners, why not use that time to rather, come up with biocrops which take care of both the problems.
what, youre saying that didnt happen?
shit. must. stop. watching. india TV for news.


like buddha once said.
people, less hatin, more lovin.


sorry. wrong picture there....... eh, screw it.

deluded, educating the blogosphere, one wrong picture at a time.

which reminds me. went to Mcdonalds.
its not looking so good these days. or tasting that well either.
Ronald my friend, i always knew you were a pedophile what with so many kids on your lap and that creepy smile on your face, but this is ridiculous!


its seems you should go to a psychiatrist.
also..... probably get a prostrate examination done.


i dont hate you man, but well, just dont really like you either.
except you japanese versions. you guys are cool.


anyway, which again reminds me.
i was outdoor and watching this sexy young miss walking across the street wearing a really fancy hat, when somthing like this happened



which made me think : I would totally spoon her.

i guess it wasnt the poor pigeon's fault. the hat must have really looked like a target from above.
and the pigeon must have been a male.
because when it comes to men, micturition and seeing anything that resembles a target..........

women call it peeing, men call it target practice.
hey, hate the game, not the player!

and get that mental image out of your mind. you dirty dirty person.


which reminds me. my eyes are red (too much videos seen on youtube)(yes, youtube)(only that)(nothing else, really)(pinky swear)*crosses fingers

"beautiful veins in bloodshot eyes" has always been one of my favorite collection of words but i can never seem to get it inside an actual sentence.
any suggestions?

anyway. chill out dudes. the weather is awesome.