what happens when two like minded(crazy) people meet on gtalk

deluded:
eat a plum!
drink some water.
and lick your finger, covered in gum
Sammy:
and jump off a building
deluded:
onto a moti waali lady
sammy: hawwww
deluded:
and bounce off into the next building
sammy: elastic limit ka khayaal karna
warna bounce back ke bajayeee
...
messy scene ho jaye ga
deluded:
keep doing said activity until you cross the ocean
there, eat a bagel
b/c its, you know, international
sammy: haha
deluded:
piss in the open sea
sammy: interpol pakray gi ab
sheesh
deluded:
then piss on interpol waala computer
that make it go, bad booom boom
sammy: AHAHAHAHAHA
sleep with the fishes
lol
deluded:
you cannot possibly piss more, b/c you know.......tanki khaali
Saima: ahahahahah
LMAO
deluded:
so, go slap a french person
sleep with his girlfriend
sammy: she'll slap you
deluded:
shout viva la lalalalalaaaaaaaa
take a bottle of wine, hit it on a bus conductor's head
chop off your little finger
eat another bagel
stop the bleeding by using a silk cloth
wear a turban and shout choco attack!!
go to greece
look at hot greece girls
ask 5 of them out
get rejected
swallow sadness
sammy: dont forget slaps!!
deluded:
fly to mexico
ear a burrito
sammy: die of swine flu
deluded:
fart loudly.
sammy: ahahaha
deluded:
and then let loose a 'silent killer'
sammy: ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*bangs head on the keyboard
deluded: take a dump behind some bushes, b/c you know, its been a while
sammy: aww becharay
deluded: swim in a river
of mexican beer
sing a hindi song
call a mexican guy and say
hey sombrero
I be el polo loco
bow before me, peasant!
sleep with a hot mexican girl
make sure she takes a bath before though
fly to the moon
bomb the russians from there
sammy: dream on
deluded:
steal some moonshine
sammy: oooh
deluded:
fly to canada
sammy: save some for meeeeee
deluded:
eat a bagel
eat another bagel, its sooo friggin cold
burn the trees
wrestle with a polar bear
hit him between his legs
find out that its a she
run for your life
swim underwater
come up in front of australia
call their prime minister a nigga
eat a hat
eat a bagel. good for digestion
cut your arm off
regenerate.
eat a bagel. youre tired.
slap some australian cricketers.
say wassssuuup matey in a bad
go to a topless beach
throw some money into the sea
catch a crab
eat it
catch a great white shark
cook it into a bagel
eat the bagel
behead yourself
regenerate, with better hair this time
eat chinese food
watch some anime
buy a katana
sammy: in china now?
japan now
deluded:
no no, australia se hi
sammy: hahaha
khan kha tax lagay ga
deluded:
its cheaper there, black market!
sammy: oooh
then dont forget to sell a kidney
deluded:
cut off australia with your super great ultra super sword
into 3 parts
eat one part
slash everything, until only the topless beach is left
hang out there for a week
sammy: HAHAHA
deluded:
bomb the russians
see some diff types of 'bomb' at the beach
ooooh. missiles!
fly into the sun
sammy: torpedos
deluded:
lol
throw fireballs from there to saturn
burn saturn
sammy: great
deluded:
burn china
sammy: u went off to teh universe
but u didnt visit pakistan
deluded:
go to pakistan
eat kebabs
sammy: chicken walay!
sastay walay
deluded:
look at legendary hot lahori girls
sammy: :P
deluded:
meet a karachite chick
sammy: *snort
deluded:
touch her hand
get chased by extremists due to it
run to the middle east
sammy: hahaha
deluded:
sell your pee as water(theyd buy anything. yellow liquid gold? no?)
you know, b/c its been a while
eat a bagel
fly to mt everest
take a dump there, to make it 2 inches taller
fly to europe
get high on weed
get into a gay club
run the fuck out
sammy: a friend with weed is a friend indeed(sammyism)
deluded:
get into a lesbian club
announce that, since you like girls, you MUST be lesbian
have a threesome
fly to africa
do the kamehameha wave(dragonball Z)
take out africa with it
take out a giant whale, throw it on top of asia
let it sink due to its weight
bomb the russians
eat a bagel. tired.
pee on the americans
eat a mexican
bomb russia
burn south america
eat a german
eat a bagel
take a dump in the ocean
bomb whatevers left
fly into the sun
bomb earth
let it burst
go into hibernation, for future generations
remember to keep an extra large supply of bagels
never know when you need em
hmmmm
yeah
Im done :)
sammy: *silent treatment
deluded:
dude. Im SO posting this on my blog!
sammy: yeah you should!!!

food law 15

that which hast burned while going in shall also burn while it cometh out.

Im a slow motion accident

the sky looks dark
but the clouds, glitter away
you take the world and grasp on it
holding everything
that you could feel

moon go ahead, and talk to me
tell me everything
that we could be

you take your hand
and feel the wind
and all I see
is a perfect shine
your bright eyes, show a glint of red
you scan the sky
with a turn of head

the trees wave their,
branches
asking you, to sway their way

moon go ahead, and talk to me
tell me all the things
that you can see

your eyes, are black and watery
they remind me
of saucerpans
the innocence you dream with
is never unwanted

you stand, all alone
watching me watching you
on a hilltop of, pretty green
and all I am, is holding breath

just because you know Im there
youre waiting, with a permanent stare
I raise my hand and reach for you
wanting everything, and everytime

moon go ahead, and come to me
forget all the things
that you can see

I watch you, running
and I stand there, just waiting
with outstretched hands, I wait for you
feeling every breath, watching every move

moon go ahead, and hug me tight
lose your every fear
because, this is too right

that perfect touch, that we can feel
youre my bird, and Im your tree
with the wind, your hair flows free
with your eyes closed
you can see

your hands feel hungrily
your breath does smell, chocolaty
the warmth you need
is in our bodies

moon go ahead, and kiss me
lets be everything
that we can be

whats more random?

crying out 'domestic violeeeence' everytime someone fights



or.......




crying out 'dieeeeee! peter pan!!!!!!!!!!!!' at random times during the day


??

statistics has it

if they were given that option





more guys would turn lesbian than girls turn gay.

deluded rant: self made

a three course meal :

bread pizza
egg chowmein
sausages and scrambled eggs

with pineapple juice to go


a satisfied tummy.
a constant grin.
the smell of barbecue percolating in every wall of the room, all my clothes and even my pillow for at least a week more.

heaven.

whatever you're going through, its not worth dying.

swine flu, nibes and chowmein


so. yes. old news first.

swine flu came to manipal. yes.
people got infected.yes.
a student got infected. yes.
lots of post graduates got infected. yes.

did we get a holiday?



umm.



no.

the problem with medical colleges, is, that the dean is also a doctor.

and theyre not scared easily, be it swine flu or amy winehouse or even asia sarkar.


vibes 09

the poster for it shows joker(from the now famous batman movie) in a foggy background.
writing with lipstick :

vibes so serious...?
(seriously dudes. just because it rhymes doesnt mean it fits!)


as usual, with each year, the college fest t shirt gets worse and worse.

I just dont get it.
they put an inverted color MJ oh the back, show an umbrella a rain cloud and other crappy things and wrote something equating vibes with why(dude. just because it rhymes..... no wait. it doesnt even rhyme dammit!) that I dont remember(and I dont even wanna!)
that seems like a potential success from theory.
but they managed to make even that really really sucky.
and then tried to sell it for 225 rs.

anyway.
when a blank page was passed around with the following written on it : names for vibes T shirt

the batchmates came up with replies:

ugh!
argh!
awwwww.
not needed.
NAD
micheal jackson?!!
you aint got my size, I aint got your money
cant I just borrow yours?
no
it sucks!
T shirt- WHAT TSHIRT?!!!!
WTF??

and my personal favourite:

meanies!



a total of one person was actually willing to buy that t shirt.

you could have made the t shirt pink, drawn flowers on it, written gay revolution on it, and it would still sell more that what they tried.

I mean, come on.
even if you just wrote vibes 09 on the front, kmc manipal at the back people would buy it in dozens.

uh-oh. perhaps I said that too loudly.

they did that.

with one modification.

they put a huge line in front of vibes, now making it nibes (no, vibes?)

sigh.



ingenuity and good business sense:



not yours.definitely.


chowmein

have now made roommade chowmein.
which actually doesnt taste too bad.
so that, now increases the spectrum of my self sustenance cooking by a good huge margin.

thats one small step for man.
one giant leap for hostelfoodkind.






sigh.