this is a notice to:
bhagwaan, god, jesus, allah, FSM.....................and the rest
I am henceforth denying any of your existence
Ive been brainwashed for a long time.......and now I finally understand
I can see the truth
none of you actually exist
the real god is-
CALCIUM
my new motto:
love, fame, money..........youth doesnt need such things. Its calcium. As long as there is calcium, everything will be alright.
what are all of you gasping about?
just think about it........
what are all the things that you have heard about the 'great one'?
1. he is everywhere.......even within ourselves
A: calcium
2. he decides our lives.......we cannot live without him
A: calcium
3. he shall smite you from within
A: pathologic calcification
4. it is he that keeps us happy
A: calcium
5. if he is not there.........we shall feel helpless, sad, alone
A: calcium deficiency
just think about it
everything that you have EVER heard about the wise one.............it all points to one god.......................the calcium god
I shall henceforth, start spreading the actual TRUE religion to the world
it shall be the most AWESOME religion of this world
and it shall sweep the whole world
I shall call it- CALCISM
join it.......before the calcium god decides to smite you from within(you'll die from pathologic calcification)
profile: calcism
current spiritual guru: Dhongi baba
current number of followers: 1
looking for: more followers, and money
latest teaching given by the avatar:
if you feel hungry. eat
if you feel thirsty. drink
if you wear glasses. look intelligent
P.S. 5th semester sessionals, I deny your existence too
P.P.S. you also, madam president.(so does most of India)YOU dont look too lively anyway
HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeletehey, you know this theory of yours will work for almost any ion in the body.
infact i think it'll work a LOT better with sex hormones. LOL. think about it!
anyway, u demented fool, how have you been?
Ah!! Look at #5! :P
ReplyDeleteYou feel helpless, sad, alone without calcium deficiency??!!
I thought you were promoting Calcism (or whatever that is)! :P
You made an error.
I never thought I would ever get a chance to correct you in anything even vaguely related to biology. But life has its own surprises and here we go!! :D
Now be a sweetheart and admit it. :D
PS: Is that chauvinism I sense in the PPS? ~.~
DAMN!!!
ReplyDeleteONE MINUTE. one darn minute. :'( :'(
LOL I've never read anything like this before!!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for checking out my blog:-)
@ miracle drug
ReplyDeleteI know.........but calcium is SO much cooler
Ive been better
@ diu
you step on your own foot
its not wrong
@crasiezt
hehe......thanks
@ anurag
thank the calcium god that you didnt get in
its like gtting r*ped, each day of your life
ai. rashtrapatni...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
This would all make sense if they drank milk instead of wine at the Last Supper.
ReplyDeleteI had a calcium deposit on my humerus removed 6 months ago.
Now I'm pissed because I think I've accidentally renounced God.
Also, does this mean everyone in Hell will have osteoporosis?
DUDE!
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious,
Looks like I'll have to pay you after all :D
rofl i can see the level frustration :D
ReplyDeletep.s - could u plz remind me the chemical formula of calcium? ;)
Wow. This is what we do when we're trying to avoid studying for our 5th sem exams.
ReplyDeleteLOL man that was a cool write-up. I dunno where you guys get such great ideas :D
ReplyDeleteI agree with you on the president's issue. Women don't make good presidents! India must follow US and chuck women from election races :D :D
Let me buy a lot of Colgate...
ReplyDelete@ jadis
ReplyDeleteyup
@ mooooog
thats the thing........maybe if they drank milk.....it wouldnt have been the LAST supper
yes, in hell they have osteoporosis........and also....no teeth
@ dishi
pay me? yes yes. urgently
@lukkydivz
I have NO idea
@Ki
I do, YOU dont :P
@TESB
haha...thanks
its not because she's a woman.......its because she looks half dead all the time
@alok
yes, the mint one
why calcium?
ReplyDeleteI like heme better!
I ll start Hemeism.
But that sounds like I am worshipping He-man; and thats not fair coz I like super-man better.
*arrgghh I can already hear the He-man title track playing in my damn head!!!!!!!! HE-MAN!*
My superman tee rocks! \m/\m/
ReplyDeletecalcium haa
ReplyDelete:P
hmmm... hypocrite doesn't fit the context I'm trying to make sense here... Anyways, just put it off for a little while longer, thought I had to spend more time reading and understanding your stuff... But learnt, its not-so-good to read and wait for something to happen.
ReplyDeleteAnd I, for one, do not violate rule no. 1, which would be :
Never, ever, read a blog and leave without commenting.
Guess even you should know what a certain Mr.Basu once said, and its something I agree with... "Reading a blog and not commenting is like sleeping with a whore and not tipping the pimp."
Fine, I'm a little late, but am here. And here to stay. Guess that should be a good start I'm giving myself over here!!!
Anyways, see you when I see you... :)
and oh, btw, it is your blog I started reading first, from your comment at (http://www.storyboardinc.blogspot.com/)
ReplyDeleteJust thought you'd feel good to know this fact!!!
catch ya later (soon, very soon...)
Damn! That post was a real good one.
ReplyDeleteInnovative actually ^__^
Haha. Keep blogging, drop by sometime. TC
Interesting post, more bcoz it comes 4m a doctor.
ReplyDeleteU did it on a lighter note or u actually plan 2 spread n preach calcism??
ha ha ha jst kidding.
Anywaz nicely done.
@ express
ReplyDeletebah.
heme sucks.
calcium rocks.
@aditi
:P to you too
@ pranav
thank you
@nil
i shall follow thy command
@arunima
yes. i will.
hahahahaha.. HILARIOUS post =)
ReplyDeleteYay yay! And prasadam will always be Amul Calci milk and bananas right?
ReplyDeleteCalci dev ki Jay!
(Even sounds like the next promised avatar of Vshnu -Kalki ;))
Very nice work. But if I had to choose, I'd always opt for mango lassi instead of calcium.
ReplyDeleteSeriously!
Not spending superfluous words.
ReplyDelete