OH. MY. GOD.

this is a notice to:

bhagwaan, god, jesus, allah, FSM.....................and the rest

I am henceforth denying any of your existence

Ive been brainwashed for a long time.......and now I finally understand

I can see the truth

none of you actually exist





the real god is-



CALCIUM






my new motto:

love, fame, money..........youth doesnt need such things. Its calcium. As long as there is calcium, everything will be alright.



what are all of you gasping about?

just think about it........

what are all the things that you have heard about the 'great one'?


1. he is everywhere.......even within ourselves
A: calcium

2. he decides our lives.......we cannot live without him
A: calcium

3. he shall smite you from within
A: pathologic calcification

4. it is he that keeps us happy
A: calcium

5. if he is not there.........we shall feel helpless, sad, alone
A: calcium deficiency


just think about it
everything that you have EVER heard about the wise one.............it all points to one god.......................the calcium god

I shall henceforth, start spreading the actual TRUE religion to the world
it shall be the most AWESOME religion of this world
and it shall sweep the whole world

I shall call it- CALCISM

join it.......before the calcium god decides to smite you from within(you'll die from pathologic calcification)

profile: calcism

current spiritual guru: Dhongi baba

current number of followers: 1

looking for: more followers, and money

latest teaching given by the avatar:

if you feel hungry. eat
if you feel thirsty. drink
if you wear glasses. look intelligent



P.S. 5th semester sessionals, I deny your existence too

P.P.S. you also, madam president.(so does most of India)YOU dont look too lively anyway