my mood isnt too good right now
thats because Ive been copied
the imaginative self sustaining genius that you all know has been copied
let me show you two poems:
this is the FAKE COPIED VERSION:
GONE-
I held a crystal in my hand,
So perfect and sparklingly clear...
With a sweep of a hand
Broken, shattered into pieces...
A perfect cut,
So beautiful...
In an instant, snatched away...
I held a rose in my hand,
With petals so delicate and fragrance so sweet...
Days passed, its petals turned brown
One by one, they fell to the ground...
Life is consistently inconsistent,
Nothing definite...
With a snap of a finger, everything stops
In a blink of an eye, everything's gone
isnt that SOO fake and unimaginative???
right?? right???
THIS is my original super AWESOME version.....
GONER-
I held a crystal in my hand
I held a diamond in my hand
I held a rose in my hand
no I do not have 3 hands
the crystal and the diamond were in the same hand
I sold the crystal
I sold the diamond
I got rich and asked a girl out for dinner
I gave her the rose in my hand
I got slapped in in the end
ah well
life is crap
nothing good.....
With a snap of a finger, everything stops
with a slap of hand, my reputation drops
you guys!!!
you've got to help me
please
the next time you see this author's[some guy named MDK] books......dont read his stuff
(apparently, while I only publish posts, HE has gone and publised a book)
and the next time you see this author....take his autograph and then tell him that he writes bad poetry.....
so help me, yeah?
P.S. I hope I dont get a lawsuit because of this ;)
That was Awesome! With a capital A!
ReplyDeleteMake that, it was AWESOME !
ReplyDeleteYaHaaaaaa
ReplyDeletea girl says Im awesome
all of my 20 years of effort finally shows a result
this calls for a celebration
time to eat a mentos
(what? dont look at me like that...do you think a college student can afford cake? )
He he =)
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't I think you're awesome, when you are?
WooooHOOO
ReplyDeleteI think my ego just expanded from 1 to like 10^200000
this calls for a one in a lifetime party
I think I'll buy a 5-star(that's equivalent to 10 mentos! yeah baby!)
so.
ReplyDeletehow did you come across my blog?
and how's the bleeding ear?
:)
@anna
ReplyDeletecan I not?
bloghopping
found you on the list of a friend
believe in humanity a bit more
Im not stalking you from years ago
(I only just started yesterday)
;)
the bleeding ear is good.......i put some cowdung in it(dhongi baba says its good for health)....I think I may have an ear infection now though
I actually liked your poem better than the "popular" one. simple, straight forward and funny. but why did the gal slap you. And why after dinner...Its not a fair world out there especially for the less fairer sex...
ReplyDelete@ seriously frivolous
ReplyDeletethanks and welcome to my blog
you're right
it IS an unfair world out there for us men
luckily there are gals like you that keeps our hopes high
would YOU go out for dinner with me and NOT slap me if I give you a rose at the end?
I think I feel a never before event coming up
ReplyDeletethe world's first cyberslap
fun blog. i likeeee! :P
ReplyDelete@ anonymous
ReplyDeleteshow yourself
Im guessing youre a gal.
haha!
ReplyDeleteur idea of humor is so humorous!
good one!
Did you remember to drink that coke before you gulped that mentos?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Cyberslaps have happened before. This lady gives cosmic zhapads across the net. :D
ReplyDelete@ express
ReplyDeletegood one
I like that
your way of cuteness is so cute.
my awesomeness is so awesome.
......wow this rocks
the chicken soup is sour
....
...
I think I need to work on my one liners
@ deluded
ReplyDeletewell yeah am a girl...could have applauded you for a fantastic guess but then again, even with limited mathematical abilities ... probability wise kinda knew it was hard to get it wrong. :)
ps- dont feel like prancing around publically just yet... :P
I know
ReplyDeleteI can now predict a sex of a person through their writing with a 50% probability......I think thats awesome
prancing around publically???
I am not yet......but why not??
and who are you anyway?
are you that english teacher I had a tiff with waaaaay back in high school? Im sorry mam, but I still cannot believe that jesus walked on water......
yes u do!
ReplyDeleteand u better not be under any illusions of being awesome n all,
ur post ws awesome, tht doesn't make u anything :-P
n u talk abt ur awesomeness....
@express
ReplyDeletekill me
*goes to a corner of his cyberspace
*sob sob
*wonders why an english teacher would talk about Jesus*
ReplyDeleteand who am i?
kinda existentialist for a light comment section eh?...
hohum..this be (almost) fun!
*begs God for life..a real one this time!*
@ anonymous
ReplyDeleteI dont know...am I the only one who had a christian english teacher who tried to exalt her own religion??
anyway
now Ive figured who you are
youre AGWA- short for anonymous girl with attitude
Ive heard rumours about you
you talk to bloggers, compliment them, and just when theyre LEAST expecting it, you hold an amazing anonymous party, where you invite every blogger except them...
hence completely annihilating their virtual social life
the horror of it all!!
wow..this was just the first time i talked anonymously...didnt know we had a whole fraternity and tradition too!...besides, im not that good with a constant flow of compliments...disqualified am i?
ReplyDelete@ anonymous
ReplyDeletefirst time you talked anonymously?
why so shy?
care to reveal yourself now?
no....youre still qualified
you see.....no one could come up with compliments for me
except that once a person called me as smart a dolphin
I think THATS a compliment
theyre the 2nd most intelligent animals...........thats WAY better than the donkey comment I used to get in school
see now i dont know if you're calling em smart with some scientific basis to back you...or you're going the more douglas adams way...in which case...rats come first and dolphins a close second!.. in any case, a donkey does not enter the equation.... do-not-confuse-the-issue...:)
ReplyDeletehowever, it was an interesting titbit to share..
ps-are we both always online??
pps-nope, still not telling! :D
@ AGWA
ReplyDeleteyou're my ideal girl you know?
you've got spunk
AND youre jobless enough like me to be online on the time
but yeah, a lot of ppl DO consider dolphins to be intelligent, and donkeys.....you know......dumb
P.S. why so shy?
P.P.S what can I do to make you reveal yourself?
express has just expressed (pun intended) a marvellous point! why allow anonymous comments if you wanna cajole and get the 'real'person to reveal themselves!?!....
ReplyDeleteps- spunk! i like the sound of that word. no nothing special you said..just really like the word! :D
oh and as for what you can do.. *shrugs*...i wouldnt tell even IF i knew!!! :P
@ express
ReplyDeleteno no.........its not a publicity stunt......i would have used the term awesome
and i allow anonymous......because its fun
@AGWA
ok. that was fun.
at least name yourself AGWA from now on.....so i know that its the same person.... ;) we have a history now
Love your poems.
ReplyDeleteAs always. :D