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Friday, October 3, 2008

plagiarism!

hey you guys

my mood isnt too good right now

thats because Ive been copied
the imaginative self sustaining genius that you all know has been copied

let me show you two poems:

this is the FAKE COPIED VERSION:

GONE-

I held a crystal in my hand,
So perfect and sparklingly clear...
With a sweep of a hand
Broken, shattered into pieces...

I held a diamond in my hand,
A perfect cut,
So beautiful...
In an instant, snatched away...

I held a rose in my hand,
With petals so delicate and fragrance so sweet...
Days passed, its petals turned brown
One by one, they fell to the ground...

Life is consistently inconsistent,
Nothing definite...
With a snap of a finger, everything stops
In a blink of an eye, everything's gone


isnt that SOO fake and unimaginative???

right?? right???




THIS is my original super AWESOME version.....




GONER-

I held a crystal in my hand
I held a diamond in my hand
I held a rose in my hand

no I do not have 3 hands
the crystal and the diamond were in the same hand

I sold the crystal
I sold the diamond

I got rich and asked a girl out for dinner
I gave her the rose in my hand
I got slapped in in the end

ah well
life is crap
nothing good.....
With a snap of a finger, everything stops
with a slap of hand, my reputation drops

you guys!!!
you've got to help me

please
the next time you see this author's[some guy named MDK] books......dont read his stuff
(apparently, while I only publish posts, HE has gone and publised a book)
and the next time you see this author....take his autograph and then tell him that he writes bad poetry.....

so help me, yeah?



P.S. I hope I dont get a lawsuit because of this ;)