make friends who will call each other by nicknames forever

If you cant eat it,
throw it at your roommate

If you cant hit up on her,
then she must be a lesbian

Never buy aftershave,
borrow it from your friends

Never borrow toilet paper though,
buy it.......for god's sake(and yours)

free food always tastes better than food you have to pay for

if you sweat too much or smell,
blame it on the weather,
or say youre hyperthyroid

whats the need of a room freshener when you have deo
just spray it on your nose instead

hiatus

due to outstanding results in the previous exams

and the proximity of the next exams

deluded has decided to not blog (is that cheering I hear? DAMN YOU! blogosphere!)

until his exams get over
or he gets frustrated of studies
or someone changes his mind
or a hot chick asks him to(please do)


however, for the betterment of mankind(spreading of the teachings of calcicism)

deluded and dhongi baba shall answer all questions that may be asked

so........if there is any topic that you would like them to speak about......leave a comment about it........and a whole post shall be dedicated to that topic

ANY queries and questions(Bahaha.......they mean the same thing.....dont they?) shall be written about in detail


peace.



calcium.

Warning: Perverted post ahead

now this is very VERY interesting............

just half a day ago(read previous post)..........my profile visits were at 505(500 of that was self obtained)

and NOW......it has crossed 2500

that was an increment of of 2000......which was actually within the time period of 15 mins(I counted)

now you may have your own theories about it

but I have come to the most logical conclusion.........Im sure you'll all agree with me


the ONLY possiblity can be









a porn site was opened when I posted



and my link must have been next to the cutest sex bomb in it(or maybe they gave my picture next to it.........yes I. Am. Awesome.)

aaah........the endless possibilities


HOW ELSE can you explain this much traffic????





now you'll say.....no, that way it should have kept on increasing

but I disagree.

you see.....it must have had some REALLY freaky shit......so that google had to delete it or something.......to save the world from more perverted gore.


this has got to be it.

there is no other feasible explanation.



for 15 whole minutes on this awesome awesome day



deluded.............was a featured pornstar



you guys better get your autographs right now..........

and if anyone's interested......give me an encrypted message

you KNOW that youre unpopular.....

when your profile reaches 500
and you know that you were the one who increased it from 0 to 495
and then from 499 to 500
and then 505

DAMN

I must be really jobless or attention seeking







this post is a redirect post

no funny thing from ME today

I shall be redirecting you to


one of the coolest posts that I have ever read

from shatto

enjoy


also,

another link to .......

one of the spunkiest blogger I know

when you read her, leave some comments

Im hoping she'll come back if the number of comments on the last post go to 100



P.S thank you saurus, for being the first one to read all of my posts from post no.1...........that must have been A LOT of coffee taken to keep awake all the while

P.P.S. Gale, you are the coolest fangirl EVER

New teachings of Calcism

brought to you by Deluded.....

directly from the mouth of the spiritual guru - dhongi baba



Fear to be gay,
for he who not fear to be gay, must be gay


Never say no to free food, because free food is................free food!


when fighting a guy bigger than you, fight to your advantage........hit him in the nuts
when fighting a guy smaller than you, fight fair and square.........hit him in the nuts
NEVER fight a girl............they dont have nuts


never trust british men.........they have a stiff upper lip(facial paralysis from neurosyphillis) (thats an STD, you morons)


when at a zoo, feed the monkeys some peanuts from your neighbour's bag.
also, feed the sri lankan tour guide some.



diamonds are a girl's best friends..............only if you have small apparatus

never drink coke after you've had some mentos.............your stomach will explode,
be safe.........drink beer instead


it is your basic right to hit up on a hot girl........its more important than the right to eat


monkey see, monkey do
monkey not eat cow dung off the street! bad monkey!


never try and drink a blend of coffee and leftover curry


its always fun to start a metal song in full sound and glory at 3 in the morning...........when your roommate has an exam the next day and is suffering from an acute shortage of sleep


to piss off a girl.............say PMS
to make her happy again...........say pink teddy






wow. this religion is truly awesome.

anyway

quote of the week: Dr. Coffee - married people do not feel the need for masturbation

its a sad sad world

and we're sad sad people


everything would change, only if you were willing to make things happen

the things that could happen, only if you were willing to think

the things that you could understand, you would, only if you were willing to listen

the things that I say, can affect you only if you are willing to listen

the words that I can say, are only small scattered pieces of what I think

the things that I think, are only the tip of what I feel



the smallest things we do, can affect even the biggest of persons

the biggest things we do, wouldnt matter to even the smallest of people


the most insignificant things are remembered forever

the most important things are forgotten in a second







I would rather be a panda