make friends who will call each other by nicknames forever

If you cant eat it,
throw it at your roommate

If you cant hit up on her,
then she must be a lesbian

Never buy aftershave,
borrow it from your friends

Never borrow toilet paper though,
buy it.......for god's sake(and yours)

free food always tastes better than food you have to pay for

if you sweat too much or smell,
blame it on the weather,
or say youre hyperthyroid

whats the need of a room freshener when you have deo
just spray it on your nose instead