Wednesday, November 19, 2008

make friends who will call each other by nicknames forever

If you cant eat it,
throw it at your roommate

If you cant hit up on her,
then she must be a lesbian

Never buy aftershave,
borrow it from your friends

Never borrow toilet paper though,
buy it.......for god's sake(and yours)

free food always tastes better than food you have to pay for

if you sweat too much or smell,
blame it on the weather,
or say youre hyperthyroid

whats the need of a room freshener when you have deo
just spray it on your nose instead
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33 comments:

  1. Think TankNovember 19, 2008 at 3:34 AM

    lolz..rotfl..ok going to buy MY toilet paper

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  2. Think TankNovember 19, 2008 at 3:36 AM

    n bout d date ..hmmm ..im thinkin :P

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  3. ExpressNovember 19, 2008 at 3:40 AM

    haha! true!

    but ill sneeze when i spray on the nose..
    so,
    eat mint n spray deo on the nose...mouth shall act as the room-freshner!

    :-D


    1 more
    dont buy expensive undergarments,
    steal them..
    whos gonna chk anyway!

    :-D

    and for the friends who call u by ur nichname..
    laugh with them, eat with them, cry with them..
    but never have sex with them..
    for obvious reasons :-|

    :-D

    whats ur nickname anyway?

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  4. divinediuNovember 19, 2008 at 4:43 AM

    Free food is more fun to eat as well. :)

    PS: Still addicted.

    <3

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  5. Pranav Kumar VNovember 19, 2008 at 5:42 AM

    free food!! GOD bless the givers!! but the deed, more often than not, demands a pay-back!! that's the 'not-so-great' part.

    P.S. Did you know golf balls are filled with honey??!! There's a fuckin patent on this thing!! United States Patent 4805914

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  6. DisguiseNovember 19, 2008 at 5:56 AM

    YOU.
    Where are you?

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  7. not intellectual enoughNovember 19, 2008 at 7:31 AM

    Intellectual. Very!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 19, 2008 at 9:58 AM

    I love you

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  9. AnonymousNovember 19, 2008 at 10:00 AM

    I love you still.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 19, 2008 at 10:01 AM

    Study.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 19, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    I love you more.

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  12. divinediuNovember 19, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    @ anonymous person

    drop by my blog.

    tell deluded that you love him THERE.

    gimmes SOME anonymous comments on my blog too.

    Pweese!

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  13. JadisNovember 20, 2008 at 12:53 AM

    free booze tastes better than that you need to pay for!!
    :D
    -heehaw!-

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  14. mayzNovember 20, 2008 at 1:54 AM

    ROFL @ toilet paper

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  15. lukkydivzNovember 20, 2008 at 7:48 AM

    lol following ur advice, can i get some food for free?

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  16. Pranav Kumar VNovember 20, 2008 at 8:47 AM

    @Jadis : as I read, I realize... YES!! I have always had a 'more' secret liking to free booze!! Thanks to my altruistic cuzs'!!

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  17. kiNovember 21, 2008 at 3:48 AM

    "free food always tastes better than food you have to pay for" - Sure it does, especially when it's a free meal at 'Le Meridien' or 'Park Royal'! :D

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  18. surNovember 21, 2008 at 4:56 AM

    Ok, SO i am the second person(as per your bolg) to have read all your posts. You sound like a crazy guy, and I had great fun reading your blog. It made me smile and I think I'd like to revisit.
    P.S -- Are you in love with CALCIUM or something? ;-)

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  19. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 at 6:54 AM

    @ Sur

    Not with calcium, with ME.

    *hops back to cloud nine*

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  20. StupidosaurNovember 21, 2008 at 8:55 AM

    @think tank and deluded,
    I was going to say something similar about tt's comment. But refrained, because I am a third party anyways and bekar mein I might have made 1 to 2 enemies ;)

    And considering what you posted in the very next post (point 2) I would have been in a lot bigger trouble! (or am I already in one now :O ;) ?

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  21. StupidosaurNovember 21, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    Anyways I dont shave, and I dont buy beg steal or borrow toilet paper. After all whats water for!

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  22. I'll try 2 be truthfulNovember 21, 2008 at 9:11 PM

    :P that's actually a smirk. yes ma ka khana is always free innit?
    sometimesi get confused whether you are a male or female , hitting on lesbos.

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  23. weevil girlNovember 22, 2008 at 9:50 AM

    im hypothyroid :(

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  24. divinediuNovember 25, 2008 at 1:50 AM

    LOL.

    He said that once at 11:47 and then again at 12:18.

    Rerealisation?? :P

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  25. Adorable PancreasNovember 25, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    Nobody loves me. I'm probably hyperthyroid. :(

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  26. Pranav Kumar VNovember 25, 2008 at 8:28 PM

    If I'd have to stay away from my comp or blog for so long(implicative here at least!!) I must have taken a baseball bat and smashed my comp into tiny scrap or my head into two!! Is all this the effect of prep for exams dude?? Go go go go... just come and go... :)

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  27. harshadNovember 25, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    lol...nice read

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  28. XorkesNovember 26, 2008 at 12:55 AM

    hey nice one

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  29. Scribblers IncNovember 27, 2008 at 2:58 AM

    THIS IS TOTALLY AMAZING! Do I see a new Religion Called Realism??

    Scribblers Inc.

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  30. go-phishNovember 27, 2008 at 7:14 AM

    *blinking*

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  31. SwayamNovember 28, 2008 at 8:22 PM

    hahaha.... good shit there..ohh so wheres the toilet paper??:P

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  32. PhoenixDecember 5, 2008 at 9:00 AM

    hahahahah lol! superb... man are wit personified...

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  33. galeayaDecember 5, 2008 at 9:27 AM

    "Never borrow toilet paper..." Nor WATER. Never borrow water! You never know if it's already been used. :D

    Sadly, in some parts of our country, there are still people who don't even know what a piece of toilet paper looks like.

    Instead, they use rice stalks to wipe their -ahemahem-.. Itchy, but effective [or so I've been told] -shifty eyes-... Really, it's not from a personal experience! I swear!

    XDDDDDD

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