brought to you by Deluded.....
directly from the mouth of the spiritual guru - dhongi baba
Fear to be gay,
for he who not fear to be gay, must be gay
Never say no to free food, because free food is................free food!
when fighting a guy bigger than you, fight to your advantage........hit him in the nuts
when fighting a guy smaller than you, fight fair and square.........hit him in the nuts
NEVER fight a girl............they dont have nuts
never trust british men.........they have a stiff upper lip(facial paralysis from neurosyphillis) (thats an STD, you morons)
when at a zoo, feed the monkeys some peanuts from your neighbour's bag.
also, feed the sri lankan tour guide some.
diamonds are a girl's best friends..............only if you have small apparatus
never drink coke after you've had some mentos.............your stomach will explode,
be safe.........drink beer instead
it is your basic right to hit up on a hot girl........its more important than the right to eat
monkey see, monkey do
monkey not eat cow dung off the street! bad monkey!
never try and drink a blend of coffee and leftover curry
its always fun to start a metal song in full sound and glory at 3 in the morning...........when your roommate has an exam the next day and is suffering from an acute shortage of sleep
to piss off a girl.............say PMS
to make her happy again...........say pink teddy
wow. this religion is truly awesome.
anyway
quote of the week: Dr. Coffee - married people do not feel the need for masturbation
namaste. my respects to dhongi baba...
ReplyDeletejust wondering, how tall is the baba?? :P
and, if I may say, baba, with your permit,
never have a hot coffee after a double scoop of ferrero rocher. One word - diarrhoea
Tested (twice!!) and approved, by PK!!
I'll call it a day baba... (bows and respects) :):):)
"to piss off a girl.............say PMS"
ReplyDeleteeeeeeeeeee. eeeeeeee. eeeeeeeeeee!
and, request?
'to make her happy again...........say pink teddy'
ReplyDeletei respectfully disagree. im a girl, and if a guy said 'pink teddy!' to me i'd BUY a pink teddy and stuff it up his...
xD
never generalise my friend.
xP
I am converting :D...
ReplyDeleteSo what are people who follow Calcism called? Calcites?
ReplyDeleteChemistry.
Ew.
Moi wanna go calcism.....
ReplyDeletehow to go about it doc ???
is medicine the secret behind your humorous-self?
ReplyDelete@ swayam
ReplyDeletewelcome.......youre no.3
@ diu
no....
we call ourselves..
the sexiest people in the whole F**king universe....
calcicists in short
@ anurag
ReplyDeleteits pretty simple
all you have to do is.......
nothing.
thats the mantra
@ divZzzzz
they DO say that if you can survive med school........you can pretty much find humour in anything....after all that r*ping(also, a big a**hole, complimentary)
XDDD You have convinced me. Calcium is the true god.
ReplyDeleteShall I go ahead and spread the word? XD
Can I get a pink teddy for my birthday? *makes cute face*
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteThat has "cyst" in it!!
Not good.
Come up with something better.
girls are not as dumb as your guru thinks.&I"ll beat up any one who says pink teddy *puking already*
ReplyDelete& as for gays * yaar log bade conservative hai*
lol. thanks for reading my posts.. XD now I know at least one person who keeps tabs on it.. :D
ReplyDelete[gets down on her knees and praises the almighty baba.. XD]
Hahahaha....Liked your posts...they are insightful...you know what m saying..right dude...thanks for the visit to my blog...and thanks for the 20 out of 10 remark...I never scored (or even tried to score)more than passing marks ever in my student life...so your remarks shocked me like anything...but m feelin really good after readin ur posts Dude.. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite ones -
ReplyDeletewhen fighting a guy bigger than you, fight to your advantage........hit him in the nuts
when fighting a guy smaller than you, fight fair and square.........hit him in the nuts
NEVER fight a girl............they dont have nuts
its always fun to start a metal song in full sound and glory at 3 in the morning...........when your roommate has an exam the next day and is suffering from an acute shortage of sleep
HAHAHAHAHA!!
You're beyond awesome , deluded :D
<3
i am laughing so much. I am rolling. Very phunny.
ReplyDeletelol thats some kind of religion!! loved the fight-advices :D
ReplyDeletepink teddy, ehmm!! grrrrrrrr!!
Look at the love and appreciation you're getting!!
ReplyDeleteAnd everyone who drops by, does comment. I assure you on that one. :)
Why do people love/hate me just because I am pink and I am a teddy?
ReplyDeleteIs it because of ridiculous amount of money they paid for me?
I feel like a whore.
*glugs down a glass of cold milk*
@ ki
ReplyDeletewill think(if it costs me less than 50 bucks!)
@diu
No. its cool.
you wouldnt understand :P
@I'll try to be truthful
ummm......okay
I shall tell the baba to prepare for a harrassment case
@ calcicist wanna be
DONE!
wow!!!
ReplyDeletedhongi baba ki jai!!!
this was bloody brillaint man...blogrollin ya
*got tears in my eyes laughing*
lol who said girls fight with girls only? :P
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