Thursday, December 4, 2008

my new discovery

ladies and gentlemen.

I have made the greatest discovery ever(repeat. EVER) in a student's life.

exams tomorrow?
cant study?

really need to study, but cant concentrate?

too much to study, too less time?


need to think?
think real hard? be really creative?

no problem.
its not a dream anymore.

I have discovered a new class of physiologically active biomolecules which have the greatest potential of mental stimulation.

it makes you upto 766.78% smarter as long as you are in influence of the substance.


ok. NOW youre curious, right?

fine.
I'll share my secret with you guys.

ever wonder why ALL the genius ideas anyone ever had was in the bathroom?

what?

newton discovered it under an apple tree you say?
think my friend. think.

what was he doing under there, when that apple fell on his head?

taking. a. poo.

open air, my dear. open air.
its a whole new experience.

anyways. back to the topic.

I have derived this new class of biomolecules from bathroom fart.

I call the class - farteins (patent pending)(kind of like proteins huh?)

the class contains different molecules like:
farton, fartose, fartoic acid, poopein, paadain, and so on.


one sniff.
and your IQ quintuples.
as long as you smell it.

yup.


I think this might just be nobel prize material








so next time that you have a mental block

just go to the bathroom.

it works wonders.

p.s. divz : your answer: no. mosquitoes have lower intelligence. so.......they cant fart.

38 comments:

  1. EW.
    Ewww.
    Eeeeewwwwwww.
    Go back to studying buubie :)

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  2. LOL this almost made me puke :D :D

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  3. gross disgusting... where do u get all that from...

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  4. me loves you even more.

    or, me hates you less now.

    Whatever.


    AGWA (or whatever you called me) from the bengali post.

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  5. Oh, how you doin', btw?

    =D

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  6. @ ki

    yeah. I try.

    @ divz

    what? YOU wanted a post on it

    @ swayam

    in the bathroom

    @ AGWA

    I love you too. lets go out someday.

    Im fine.
    as fine as katrina kaif's curves.
    and those my friend, are really fine

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  7. @ AGWA

    still wont reveal anything huh?

    not even a blog link?

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  8. dude guess you forgot one lil' detail....

    One should lift the toilet seat up or flush the toilet ..... :D

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  9. I shit at least three times a day.

    I suppose that explains this Mercedes.

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  10. so what, the next time its there, what do we do?? Noble prize material!! I've been flushing it down all these years!! :P

    P.S. Any creature than feeds on someone's blood does not NEED to fart, hence the mosquitos never gave it a thought!!

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  11. Ah what a wonderful thought.. Why d bathroom? Do it all around and improve your status and mind with the reaction of the others.. (faints!!!)

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  12. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now i know...!!!

    gross!! :P

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  13. really med pppl are actually psychos

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  14. LOL. I'MA GONNA TRY. RIGHT NOW. XD


    [goes off to try]

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  15. You probably came up with that after inhaling fart, I'm presuming. :)

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  16. ah, thats cuz i dont hab a blahg.

    =\

    and i dig the mysterious elusive female shit anyway :D

    eah, lets go out someday. we can have a farting match or something ! :X

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  17. @ anurag

    yeah.......hmmm.......interesting

    @jadis

    yeah.(fullstop)

    @ mooog

    youre rich.
    will you give me money?

    @ PK

    yeah. your loss is my gain.

    oh. no. not THAt way.

    @dishi

    yup. but I blogged.

    @ Alok

    burpons?

    thats the anti particle of fartons

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  18. @ Xorkes

    nah. dont want to get arrested JUST yet.........maybe later

    @ phoenix

    but it works!

    @ think tank

    its a cruel cruel world out there

    @ gale

    I like you even more now

    @ express

    ah. no. I'll probably buy myself a golden potseat instead

    @S

    :0
    howd you know?

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  19. i think i'd just stay as dumb as i am!

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  20. oh yeah fartose ought to be materialized innit?

    im mysterious remember? i dont do phone numbers. get creative. go figure.

    and, study, too. i dont date nobodys either.


    peace

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  21. @raghav

    but its worth a try!

    @aanchal

    yup. thats the NEW protective unit......pepper sprays are so yesterday

    @ AGWA


    ummm....yeah

    I completely understand....................not!

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  22. ya...
    really...
    seriously....


    WHAT????

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  23. freaky, i leave for a few days(weeks) and some other AGWA usurps...(yes, i said usurps) my identity... that's just cheap!

    (original)AGWA

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  24. uuuhhhhhh.. this is lyk uggghhh!! but hey.. new ideas do take tym 2 b accepted socially.. i agree with u, really... makes me want 2 take in a notepad with me at times!!!

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  25. uuuhhhhhh.. this is lyk uggghhh!! but hey.. new ideas do take tym 2 b accepted socially.. i agree with u, really... makes me want 2 take in a notepad with me at times!!!

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  26. Hey come on man! Haven't you heard "Little knowledge is dangerous thing?'

    Tell them the full story. You forgot about how this particular dinner is necessary to improve creativity, that particular lunch is necessary to improve logic, and how that food both of us ate the other day improves sense of humour, and how the food neither of us has tasted yet is necessary to understand relativity.

    And yeah get them into the depth of the discovery. Tell them how eating proteins, vitamins etc directly improves IQ is a myth. Its only the effect of the resultant farts. So your diet affects your IQ.

    Plus you fart when you excercise. Hence excercising improves mental faculties.

    Damn I had wanted to keep the great ancient wisdom a secret. How dare you 'leak' it out :P

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  27. HEY


    HEY


    WHO ARE YOU?

    i am the original fucking agwa from the bengali post. i am. i AM. I AM. I AM!!!


    delu darling TELL her.

    :|

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  28. @ tinky

    yup. it works.

    @ sauroman

    I leave the rest up to you oh wise preacher of the untamed land


    @ AGWA

    hey! youre back!

    @ AGWA 2

    umm.... I believe youre number 2 in this......

    and I also believe youre someone I know......so.......

    umm....nothing

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  29. ill patent this before u can!!!

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  30. er, now you think you know me? Think again :)

    this is my last bluhdy comment. i cant have another anon female around my territory and not be affected.

    bye.

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  31. you wont stay? even if I say puhleeeez?

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  32. Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .......... Lol ..... Good one !! HNY ........

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