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Thursday, December 4, 2008

my new discovery

ladies and gentlemen.

I have made the greatest discovery ever(repeat. EVER) in a student's life.

exams tomorrow?
cant study?

really need to study, but cant concentrate?

too much to study, too less time?


need to think?
think real hard? be really creative?

no problem.
its not a dream anymore.

I have discovered a new class of physiologically active biomolecules which have the greatest potential of mental stimulation.

it makes you upto 766.78% smarter as long as you are in influence of the substance.


ok. NOW youre curious, right?

fine.
I'll share my secret with you guys.

ever wonder why ALL the genius ideas anyone ever had was in the bathroom?

what?

newton discovered it under an apple tree you say?
think my friend. think.

what was he doing under there, when that apple fell on his head?

taking. a. poo.

open air, my dear. open air.
its a whole new experience.

anyways. back to the topic.

I have derived this new class of biomolecules from bathroom fart.

I call the class - farteins (patent pending)(kind of like proteins huh?)

the class contains different molecules like:
farton, fartose, fartoic acid, poopein, paadain, and so on.


one sniff.
and your IQ quintuples.
as long as you smell it.

yup.


I think this might just be nobel prize material








so next time that you have a mental block

just go to the bathroom.

it works wonders.

p.s. divz : your answer: no. mosquitoes have lower intelligence. so.......they cant fart.