alright. today, is a very special day.
thats because I have a famous well known writer posting on my blog today(suck on that! popularity meter o' mine)
in fact, she's soo good that, she's next in line for the booker award.
dont know what that is? google it. (sigh. the age group of my readers.)
you can find her blog link, here
of course, I asked her to post, waaay before she wrote her 1st book, hence, the title.
Reasons for the Guest Post taking a decade
-a gust of wind blew my first 7 drafts away. Umm, strong wind?
-I suffered from some serious memory loss, but its getting better now.
-it was something to look forward to for the first 9 years, so I kind of kept it hanging
-inspiration ran away fast
-exams crept up on me
-holidays begged me to sleep more
-life happened… not that this is Not life.. because it So is. Really.
Yes, okay now. I’m nearly dead with exhaustion having pieced together this masterpiece. It shall be appreciated if you write me that cheque and send over those 40 slaves you promised. And fast please, I need about four or five to carry the ink pot and other writing appliances.
*taps foot*
Okay, I am officially waiting so any more delay Will be frowned upon.
Ps- Inspiration is still out on the loose somewhere… (This is my excuse and I’m sticking to it)
okay.
that was great!
see! finally a post without pics of hot girls.(do I seem more learned now?)
oh yes.
I almost forgot giving links. huh. silly me.
to go to this famous writer's page go here
to go to a hot girl's blog go here
to go see the recipe of strawberry tequila vodka cheesecake go here
to see my attempt at a lame guest post on an extremely cool blog, go here
and finally,
for pictures of hot girls in skimpy swimsuits, go here
haha. I got you there. you perv.
had a bad day? looking to read something funny online? or perhaps you're looking for fundae in life. perhaps you just want to read stuff not related to your life and go: "hehehe, that's stupid" not a useful blog if you just want to download free stuff or look at naked pictures. not a useful blog if youre looking for specific medical questions or looking to spam out your frustration, people trying to sell special viagra, ppl claiming that the author has won 500,000 from a bank in nigeria, sorry.
YOU are the hot girl in the skimpy swimsuit???
ReplyDeletei agree to the above comment !!!
ReplyDeletelol :D
@ both of the above
ReplyDeleteonly perverts like you think this deep!
pervs!!!!!
I wanted to find the hot girls!
ReplyDeleteTHANKS.
haha, Awwle...
ReplyDeletetoo nice as always, you!
haha..i just read your guest post on that blog!
ReplyDeletesuper cool!
well, so are you...
ReplyDeleteMr.Doctor of whatever,
ReplyDeleteyou think your posts/phrases/words/alphabets/subliminal-fuck-ups are as hot as hot girls huh? big mistake. you should reprimand yourself for getting such a big head by default.
hot girls he says. Hmphfff.
high regards,
Bygone Pervertance.
million bucks for guessing who that is ^
ReplyDeletei think i just gave myself away, though. :|
Perverton Se Aaj Main Takra Gaya, Tumne Di aawaz Lo Main Aa gaya...
ReplyDelete@ anon
ReplyDelete:P
:P
:P
of course not
thats why they ENHANCE the crappy posts
@ toon factory
ReplyDeletePERVERTon se???
@ go-phish
ReplyDeleteyoure the most awesomest!! ever.