so the gears of rumour are turning again.
bongs are obsessed with 3 things - food, movies and CRICKET.
oh, wait. there's also paan.
and how did the kolkata night riders fare this IPL?
"theyre as alive and kicking as this bug underneath my lakhani chappal, says a dada in all his bong glory. and lo, it IS alive and kicking(and screaming perhaps)"
bugs are resilient creatures, and so are bongs, says one ancient legend from the great huge book of bongs*
what may be the reasons for them to fail so miserably this time?
"that fake IPL bass-turd", echoes one young of the 3 young bongies in kurta and jeans
"oori da, ekdom bhalo point bolle, eita to main point hocche(o brother, good point, thats the main point)
that fake IPL guy took us down the drains.
disunity create kore!
deshdrohi shaala!"
agrees bongy 2
and why are you wearing kurta and jeans?
"this happen be besht clothing of india. ekdom INDIgenous" sniggers bongy3
"aamra total intellectual"
then why does it look like you havent changed in the last....erm...3 weeks?
kichu o bole dada, aami mere debo
(he's talking crap bro, I'll hit him)
shaala, you wear clean shirt pant, you firangi, learn to be baangaali
I telling you, that what is causing dishharmoony in knight riders
those shaala bangluulu people send firangi model to our camp along with fake IPL player
and our knight riders become NIGHT riders? I suggest
"exjactly! here, have a paan for that statement, says babu in the paan stall
10 taaka baba, meetha bangla paan! khoob bhaalo khoob bhaalo"
so, what are you going to do this weekend?
"we watch movie in home. golu's mom making good popcorn and paan."
which movie?
"RituPORNO ghosh-er movie.
oi director is khoob classy khoob classy!"
and what else does dada have to say for the general public of this blog?
steps up a philosopher paunchy dada:
"aaare dada, I tell you, jindagi taa khooob bhaalo khoob bhaalo
eat khoob roshogulla
drink lots beer
and have healthy food like paan.
whatsay?"
"khoob bhalo khoob bhalo!"
screams the whole crowd.
*if youre still wondering
I'll publish it as soon as I find a publisher ;)
DISCLAIMER: all bongs are actually sexy, and nice, and sexy, and smart, and sexy, and un-hairy, and sexy and bathe everyday!
Movies? when were bongs obsessed with move-ies?
ReplyDeleteah, and I liked the night riders punch, niace..
"eita to main point hocche" is improper bangla! so, ur line back to you!
WHY? When you cannot appreciate your own cultural heritage, you don't deserve blah blah bullshit.
But,
bongs are hairy?
now WHO has been spreading these kind of rumors!
ummm..yeah.
ReplyDeleteokay.
its not improper. its enhanced.
and that was just the header.
yeah, when did your headers have any relevance wid ur posts..hmm
ReplyDeleteand
The night riders thing is STILL on in my head! haha! GOOD!
P.S. I always will speak better bangla than you do :D
what an eeeooww header !!!
ReplyDeletefirst things first, how in the world r u connected to bengal ??
paan, the whole of north india (read UP ) is !!
Thnak God the ipl's done n over with, so this is (hopefully) the last i read about it!!! alive n kicking (:P), (!!!!) definitely, with dada being the one with the lowest strike rate !!!
ya, send firangi hot chicks !!
i'd like to see a bong commenting on this one !!
Haha. Its funny. whatever is your point?
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch IPL this time. I'm proud of it.
question 1 - yeh kyu likha gaya hai?
ReplyDeletequestion 2 - u bengali kya?
question 3 - ohk no question furthur
well I believe kkr lost because of "bhooka-naan" but then I agree with dada also...lol
ReplyDeleteQuote:-> "DISCLAIMER: all bongs are actually sexy, and nice, and sexy, and smart, and sexy, and un-hairy, and sexy and bathe everyday!"
No Arguments.Period. :D
LOL! You were right bong off target ;)
ReplyDeleteJust in case if you've read Ayn Rand's 'The Fountainhead', do read my latest 55er.
TC.
;)
ReplyDeleteAppears KKR bad show did have a significant impact on your view towards Bongs...! ;)
But, the Disclaimer would definitely appease them. :)
A good humorous post !
khoob bhalo khoob bhalo... hehe.. fun read must say...
ReplyDeleteOK. I think i understood. The only thing that stood out is that bongs are sexy!!
ReplyDeletelol...that was hilarious...good to read something about cricket in your blog and in your style...r u a bongo as wel?
ReplyDeleteLOL@"we watch movie in home. golu's mom making good popcorn and paan."
ReplyDeletea louder LOL@the title!
@ express
ReplyDeleteahem.
yeah...
okay
@tinky
thats 3 bongs on the page :P
@oh my god
me neither ;)
@joie
aise hi
yes.
and :*
@anurag
ReplyDeletehaha
instead of saying that word out loud,
are you sure you dont want to WHISPER that?
@ketan
I get turned off by her name, I wonder why...
reminds me of something ;)
@TJ
I AM a bong!11
@swayam
ReplyDeletethanks!!
@zeba
who're you looking at?
*winks
@neha
yes. I am.
and thanks!!!
@AI
ahem ahem ahem!!!
I just noticed,
ReplyDeleterituPORNO ghosh..
rotfl!
even "amra totaal intellectuaal"!!!
loved that line
but, mishtake hai boss!
jindagi nahi jeBON ;)
Oyi shaala, baangaali der aatto-vishasher barota bajeeye disclaimer-ta mukhe chapalish? Nije-ke baangaali bolte lojja korche na? dada? :D :D
Bongs are actually fun...
ReplyDeletehey ya...jst came across yur blog..kkr lost more bcos of mr. boookaaa naaan..yu know wat i mean!! he he he and his marvel of a skilset!
ReplyDeletehahahhahahah pagol er shesh nei , wow i wrote a full bengali sentence, khub bhalo khub bhalo.
ReplyDeleterituparno g. wears salwar kameezes!!
u knw what that is?
'eta to main pt hoche' back in school 'main pt' used to be used in entirely different sense.
Ufff ekdom phaata-phaati!!! :D
ReplyDeleteToo funny this post was.
Couldn't have agreed more with the disclaimer! ;)
First time here! Thoroughly enjoyed reading your post! :)
hahahaha ur really fun
ReplyDeletebongoli boley toh ekdom most
:D
cheers
vyo
@express
ReplyDeletewell, I used to believe that all bongs have an inherent funny side as well
but after that comment, erm....
:P
just kidding!
@pesto sauce
and pesto is tasty ;)
@hary!
aaaahaaaan.
Im getting ya! :)
@truthful
and YOU are the only one who actually got all the hints that I put up!!!!
nice!
congratulations!
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteurf. dhoor shala mood ta kharap kore rekhe dilo bantu. ekdom baaje bangla... you have terrible bong dude!! this bong is parodying thy parody of bong. hmphff. =D
ReplyDeletekaahlchaar shekho berepaaka chhele...
-collapses laughing-
-stands up-
ok dude without the bad bong it was funny shit. :P
lol it was funny :P
ReplyDeletebongs are obsessed with dada, and not cricket :|
INDIgenous was funny che =))
accha ur a bong and u wrote this :O
no comments even though i already commented :-s
and ur supposed to take the 1st award on my page :-w
how come all the comments on this post are by females? (don't be smug now )does that indicate the slow decline of the bangali babu?
ReplyDeleteand just informing moi sems are coming so don't ask me to write a post now (u can do that after the exams :P ) or risk getting hurled by another set of engineering statistics. eh doc! ?
We're not obsessed.
ReplyDeletePeriod.
omg, i totally dont get much of the humour in the post BUT I used to watch star plus so I understand what 'dada' means.
ReplyDeleteSome bongs here are quite the sex. They do bathe everyday and have some cool accents.
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