filler: the reason to be be be....scared

yes, my friends.

I have just escaped an international calamity.

my bus was about to be blown up, but deluded, becomes the hero and saves the day!


let me explain.

yours truly, was riding the bus. going back to his room after a long journey.
just being normal.
sleeping in the bus.
and then HE came in.

the local don.
how I do I know that he's a don?

simple.

fully clothed in white? check
4 wives and 10 children in tow? check
white turban? check
golden chain around neck? check
golden glasses? WTF! check!
golden rolex? check!
big huge pack in his hands which he guards with his life? check!

uptil now, he could just be an innocent foreigner from saudi arabia(you oil-runs-in-your-veins you!)
but then, on closer inspection. the rolex is a fake.

so?
so.

if you can afford a family of 20, god everything, but not a real rolex watch, youre a localite.
hence he can only be a local kannada don. or a suicide bomber.

at this point, I dared to take a picture.





someone call the bomb squad!!!

hence he turns and punches. and then since he has been exposed, goes out, disgusted.

deluded takes 95 points of damage and saves the day!
one hit, taken for the public! yay me!

just, someone do something about this swelling on my face.



in other news.

I went on a guy's shopping spree.
whats that mean?
food. food. drinks. and a four letter word that all guys buy but dont tell any girls about.
what did you think a guy's shopping is like?
clothes? get a life.
it took a total of 5 mins that.

also

I have a cold.
which led me to ponder.

what a girl thinks if she catches a cold: damn. I have a cold! now my nose will be all red and runny! and my makeup! oh god! what will happen when he sees me! ho god! just kill me now! f*cking cold!

what a guy thinks if he catches a cold: damn. I have a cold! now I wont be able to smell what I eat! or a hot girl's perfume! dayum. oh. wait. if I fart I dont smell it. if I dont take a bath, doesnt matter! this fucking rocks dude!

okay. okay. its what we THINK. not DO.
who would be crazy enough to DO that?

not me.
I wouldnt DO that.
nor any guy!
but its always good to have an option!
even if you dont DO it.

anyway. since you always complain I never say anything about myself in post.
the next 3 posts will be an insight into the deluded mind. IF you want it to be, that is.

P.S. see the emphasis on the word - DO?

hot girls of blogger,


please do me.