the Undeluded child : the concept of 'personality investment'

some things in your life, are just.......

landmarks.

some of those things, ideas, persons or maybe even embarrassing behaviour, you kept getting reminded of, in every single thing you do.

others though,
you think it, you obsess over it for a week, a month
and then poof, it goes into your archives.
to just sit there. waiting.

and when a little action, a few words, maybe something you eat, triggers a chain reaction,
everything comes flooding into your mind.
fresh. like it just happened an hour ago.

something like that happened to me last night.

this was waaaay back when I was a kid.
I still wore shorts to school.
and hair was just beginning to grow at funny places.

something happened which had me really wishing I could run away from everything.

I dont remember what, but it was no way related to my favourite pillow being torn.
(good days! good days!)


aah. Like I was saying,I wanted to run away.
most kids just stop there.

but then, whats undeluded, if he doesnt take it one step further? nothing.

thats when I made a plan, one of the most memorable plans Ive ever made(oh, Ive made a few* if you want to know)

I had just recently shifted from mumbai to bhopal at that time.
so, if I was going to run anywhere, that was where it was going to be(the people there are awesome, and HOT GIRLS YAYAY!)(or delhi of course)

and how was I going to survive?

the idea came to me, in a flash
it was like the skies parted, and suddenly I saw bright light.



I was going to sell myself.


bah. you pervs.
not THAT way.

here, comes in the brilliance of undeluded.

the concept of it was:

people invest in companies. which they think can give them a profit.
so.......why cant people invest in ME, if they think I can get them some quick money.

people put money in banks, because they get an interest.
if I could give them a higher interest rate, and an assurance of trust, then......why not?

people make fixed deposits.
so if I can turn their money into a bit more than what the govt. of india does.......wouldnt they try it?

people trade in shares, and the rising stars are the most popular ones, the most profitable ones.
so. exactly. you couldnt find a better investment than undeluded.

thus, all I had to do
was turn on the undeluded charm on full thrust.
give them something concrete as a guarantee.
document it all to make the transaction completely legal.
and I have capital to make something big.

I call this, my 'personality investment concept'

please dont steal it without due credit and permission.

actually Im surprised, that a kid could come up with something brilliant, but then, thats what undeluded was. sparkly. brilliant.
yup.

and then, came the next step of the plan where I use that capital to.....


*hears snoring noise coming in from the screen.

alright alright I get it.

its a long post, and youre not interested.
no more.

feh.