aah. yes.
where was I?
you dont wanna know.
Hmm.
hot baths are nice.
how many times have you thought that?
7-8 times a month?
hot baths are a power of good.
how many times have you thought THAT?
I just had a nice hot bath. while listening to aerosmith at full volume and surrounded by the scent of strawberry and mint.
it was beautiful. it felt like........
where am I, you ask?
the one taking the picture probably( story of my life, sigh.)
alright alright.
just kidding. dont get any lawsuits on me. got that off the internet!
on that thought, please dont google image search 'hot bath' ever. unless youre a pervert.
back on track,
I shall now dub this theme of hot water bathing - last of the mohicans living of the dead deluded moonsault skywing style.
its a short meaningful name.
and its different from the normal hot steamy bath*.
*hot steamy bath
defined as a bath so hot, that if you stand up you shouldnt be able to see your toes, due to too much steam around**
**unless youre so fat you couldnt even before, you fat bastard.
as defined by the official luikal's classification of hot water baths***
***luikal's classification of hot water baths
grade 1 - mildly hot - temperature>30<38
grade 2 - blood hot - temperature of the blood(as taken from a normal human without fever)(extended to 40)
grade 3 - medial hot - temperature: 40-50
grade 4 - highly hot - 50-64.73
grade 5 - severely hot - >64.73
special grade - steamy hot
as given by the international society of hot water baths****
****international society of hot water baths
a society of like minded wise, elite people who fight for the good of the world, with the holy power of hot water baths.
this society is headed by his highness dhongi baba and consists of few elite fighters who have unimaginable hot water powers.
the society continues the ancient trend of bathing water enriched with the earth's natural form and energy handed down by god during genesis.
and it fights the dark menacing cold shower society.
more on the society later.
Im too tired from fighting a member from the cold shower society.
sigh.
maybe I should take a steamy hot bath.
I've alwasy wondered why I am so fond of steaming, terrifyingly ,scaldingly hot baths....thank you for enlightening me! I now know that it is because I am of the "special grade" variety.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Please don't knock out the Cold Shower Society. They do serve a very important function in that they provide a source of sexual suppression for those prone to inappropriate sexual advances...
"always". I spilled coffee on my keyboard and now it sticks.
ReplyDeleteNice post. love the pics. Have a good weekend. have fun.
ReplyDeleteHot water bath?
ReplyDeleteAre you not ashamed of wasting both water and some or the other fossil fuel at the same time? For a male hosteliite to even think of such a thing is a crime, and well, if you actually successfully accomplish that sin, you'll be deep fried in hot oil in the hell!
And wow, so now Dr. S has also started following your blog! She writes really well. No, I'm not advertising for her! ;) You'd be deluded if you think Dr. S and I are the same, the way you and Bob, the male cow are different!
TC.
Can i get into the bath tub with you?
ReplyDelete:D
you made me crave for one now look what you did!
ReplyDeletei love such teasing posts :P
and yea i m cravin it still!
cold showers are good too. they literally take your breath away and make you crash into reality
ReplyDeletelol how cud u even think of posting something abt hot bath?
ReplyDeleten may i know the reason 4 typical pics 4 ur posts?
kidding...
tc
Hot baths and cold showers serve their functions rather well..life wud be so incomplete without either..
ReplyDeletealtho' i tend to be partial to hot baths too (gonna be googling it for images right after this, call me what u will)
but many a monday morning has been saved by the cold shower..
and i recommend playing red hot chilli peppers in the tub while u're busy steaming away..kind of goes with the hotness of things..;)
I missed these posts of urs..they always bring a grin to my face..
cheers!
Just a quarter of you,
ReplyDeleteWould be better than this empty wrapper,
Maybe its true,
You could be as good as barley sugar
;)
Hi there!!
ReplyDeletenice!!
v all love hot baths dont we.. the relaxing power is amazing.. it soothes the muscles, the wretched body!!
:)
life is like the hot bath, but just
mildly hot ;) so that u don get burnt..
I have missed your vellapanti. terribly so..
ReplyDeletelolzz
ReplyDeletehot baths is a distant dream where i am, the entire hostel goes nutts wn there is water
I always thought hot STEAMY bath had a naughty connotation... hmmmm :)
ReplyDeleteOne can even interpret a hot Bath!!!
ReplyDeletesuperb... Amusin...
Hey,welcome back...
ReplyDeleteHope you really had some good holiday time, with abundance of such hot baths. ;-)
haha! nice post. u can add more angles to this u know, especially when you have already made so much effort to anaylse "hot water baths". For example: A cold shower can be steamy too, if, err, you have the likes of john ab in it. :P
ReplyDeleteNice blog buddy..
ReplyDeleteI ll definitely visit again..
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