Chennai trip: what the heck happened version.
A. the bus trip to mangalore
nausea.
no male to male fondling. yay!
B. mangalore to chennai - west coast express
uneventful.
until........
3 of us sitting side by side, doing nothing in particular.
an uncle comes and sits in front of the middle person.
uncle has his 'lungi' folded up to form a mini skirt that would make katrina blush.
remember the scene from basic instinct?
the sharon stone uncrossing and crossing her legs, one?
of course you do.
decency fail.
youtube win.
exactly.
in front of three horrified males.

underwear:the greatest invention by man since mary sugar.
uncle:definitely not wearing one
C. the convocation
bhai graduated!
learned to play jeopardy.
sigh. thats one thing that I miss in college. nobody plays cards here. ever.
D. after convocation party
THE GREATEST PARTY ON EARTH EVER only.
the one thing I learn, every single time I go to IIT chennai.
most manipalites are selfish. dont trust each other. and dont have much conversation.
mostly.
in contrast.
the people there.
it wouldnt be an understatement to say that they were awesome.
also. I finally got that feeling
that feeling, that I havent experienced since a long time.
s
se
se*
see,you have a perverted mind.
it was.
being social.
I made more friends that night, than Ive made here since 1st year.
no joke that.
jussu, dedh, aniket(mam**), bulla, hoola, moli, hancock(moli's stud cous), dilli, s9, bhondu, hulk and all the others who's names I cant remember, but were still so cool.
salut.
is there just a lack of good people around?
or is it something else?
request to all good manipalites reading this: please mix around a bit more.specially with me :)
see - Im even putting in a smiley.
^^
attempt at coolness and ungayness fail.
jo bhi.
the point being.
I had a great time. made loads of friends.
and and and.
drinking status has now been changed from
never ever ever
to
never ever unless under special circumstances.
special matlab, special
*winks
*looks pointedly at bongie and pongie and songie
*winks again
E. Saturday morning
only the greatest morning ever.
details are unprintable because of the scandalous content
*winks twice
F. saturday night
went to buy a new charger with jussu.
found out that motorola has stopped producing in India.
jussu then tells me to buy a new phone, and offers half of the price
(oh, the well hearted. how I much respect.)
brother then spent his first salary on moi.
so from now on.
I like to touch it a lot these days.
I touch it in class.
I touch it in clinics.
I even touched it once behind the professor's back.
I touched it when everyone was looking at me.
I even touched it when everyone was staring at my............
my new touchscreen.
*goes off to touch it some more.
hahahahahahhaahha
ReplyDeletei thought the touching part must be for the phone. i soooo knooow that your ideas are most pious. always. it's just dirty mind of morally corrupted people like me that reads between the lines, (and sees between the folds of lungi). but you know, deluded, how much fun it is to be morally corrupt?
ReplyDeletealso
it's so much fun without capitalizing the first letter of every sentence!
cheers!
gggmmmmmpppphh...HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOi Mr. Deluded - check yowar mail, thank you, very much. I dread the Aug 15 deadline if you don't approve.
ReplyDeleteYou.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm talking to you.
The social one who likes to touch.
You. are entertainment in a box.
Yo.
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ReplyDeletewitty
ReplyDeletepervert
ReplyDeleteMy friend, I'm sorry to say, when you qualify, you will be confronted with the genitals of many old men. And you will be in much closer proximity to them than you were that day on the bus!!!!!
ReplyDeletePrepare yourself!
ahh....pehle pata toh kijiye kaun bongie aur kaun pongie hai...
ReplyDeletecurrent status: i will never never never ever drink again.
ReplyDelete(hmm iit trip due maybe ;))
i like ppl from manipal...quite ones...unlike the nosy ones we get to find in bombay.....
ReplyDeleteanyway..yeah..men in manglore are in utmost need of pants....
touch phone? great man...but they dont last long..lol
all in all great post as always...
@anju
ReplyDeleteaaaah. I see :)
@ketan
when did I capitalize EVERY sentence?
sigh.
yupsy. fun to be morally corrupt. but NOT in your sexual preferences ;)
@TS
yesh I have madame.
it shall be posted. after part 2?
@Av
YOU> have been missing for a while!
@lesllie
because youre a princess, I'll refrain from pointing out what that rhymes with ;)
@truthful ladki
ReplyDeletesherbet.
@Dr. S
so much for a bright young future.
sigh.
@pongie
i know who you are.
Amit maheshwari from MIT right?
dude.
I know that you slept on my shoulder for 2 hours.
but, that doesnt give you a right for THIS!
youre easy to figure, with that funny way you speak.
erm.
same sex stalkers creep me out!
oh.
wait.
youre not him?
oooh.
nevermind.
if bongie is the bong.
then is pongie the pong?
wait.
that makes no sense.
but. BEER PONG.
@winky
ReplyDeleteoh? are you depressed now? :P
that doesnt mean it has to be in IIT.
friends, comfort and booze should be enough :)
@varsha
dont SAAAY THAT.
its my jaaan!!
deluded. you are.
ReplyDeletefun.ny.
this post. i like.
look forward to. part 2.
Hahaha!:D nice one there!
ReplyDeleteHow have u been boy?
I was here. I read the whole post.
ReplyDeleteIts the usual deluded kind.
Keep it up.
Nothing more to say.
;)
pea sized brain cnt figure out bongie pongie evn tho it knws who d 2 r.
ReplyDelete@srishti
ReplyDeleteahem. I cough.
looking forward to.
you return must.
otherwise post may go bust?
:)
@AI
erm.
I have been good, girl.
@saurus
haha. how come I never get the stupid saurus jokes that Dr. S always gets?
;)
@guess=bongie
ahem.
thats because pea sized brain doesnt know either personally :)
and anyway, its my spleen that decides ;)
Ohhhh fine. else - you can always always tell me (on email only) what you actually think of the writeup and if you would rather have me write some thing else.
ReplyDeleteyour phone+you=love affair. i guess its healthy..
ReplyDeleteomg sharon stone commando on a lungi wearing uncle=trauma/scared for layfe. therapy, beta?
convocations are awesome and something about newly graduated young-ones is hot(give or take a few). you should be more social in 'life'(non-internet) because you are quite the hilarious.
ps: i am taking the mcat next month. any tips/pearls of wisdom.
pps: a friend of mine might go to manipal next year, imma recommend her your blog(?)!
ppps: happy almost independence day:)
God I was bored so I read this again. YOU'RE ONE FUNNY JACK.
ReplyDeleteThat was really funny..
ReplyDeleteWork from home
Have a happy Independence Day!
ReplyDeletedo you boast a lot about yourself??
ReplyDelete.
.
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Seems you njoyed a lot...
and dramatically written ;)
@TS
ReplyDeletedone :)
@aarshiya
erm. thanks.
@sadaff
YESS YES YES PLEASE DO.
*said that subtly :)
@workhard
work hard.
@gigi
:)
@joie
when I did ever boast?
*acts surprised
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