why it would have been so easy if we had just taken commerce for our 10+2. because then...
1.we would have not had to study our asses off in school
2.or college
3.or later
4.by the age that we get our degrees in medicine, we would have been earning.
5.a shit load of money
6.which would be greater than a doctor's peak anyday.
7.all the 'cool' and non nerdy and hot girls are there.
8.we would have gotten laid.
9.we would have smoked pot by 17.
10.we would have gotten laid. multiple times.
11.we would be wearing low waist jeans and the same color of jockeys(we would own just one) everyday
12.we would have gotten laid.mutliple times.by multiple people.
13.medical students would be cursing our luck on how we manage to earn, have a girlfriend and enjoy life while they dont even have a degree.
14.we would have pubic hairstyles on top of our heads.
15.we wouldnt have been able to crib about anything and everything.
16.we would be in a drunken stupor right now.
17.and on muchloadsofweed.
18.we woulnt be cribbing about singleton.we would have said that it rocks.
19.and none of us would have a blog, unless it was ordered to us by our girlfriends.
20.oh!we would have girlfriends!
21.hot ones.
this guy took the right decision in 10+2
this guy took biology, it seems.
but you know. I still wouldnt trade my places with a commerce guy right now. thats because....
we may crib, but we have our pride(something only med students may understand)
huge self respect.
loads of money, someday, hopefully.
a future plan.
work enjoyment(not applicable to students)
emphysema and cirrhosis on a later stage of life.
straight hair.
mutiple pairs of underwear.
unless of course I get a hot girl in the exchange
then, toh..........
*this was a work of fiction and of multiple drunk medical students.
*not resembling anyone in reality and not made to make fun of others.
*unless you really DO have one pair of underwear and pubic hairstyles.
*dude. thats sick.
*eww.
That commerce guy's going to get AIDS soon.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're gonna be the one who cures him.
[AND, while you're treating him, his super hot girlfriend will need a shoulder to cry on. and trust me, ANYONE'll do]
Sounds pretty awesome to me ;D
"emphysema and cirrhosis on a later stage of life."
ReplyDeleteGreater shelf life eh.
And we also know atleast a few hundred words now one else does (courtesy: Harrison and Davidson and Robins and Parson and Grey and Guyton...) (different issue that we rarely use them correctly)
Three cheers to medicos. ~hic hic hurray~
pubic hairstyles?
ReplyDeletei know a doc who has one, hmm
well, I'll get a Masters while u r still in ur graduation program; did i or did I not choose a nice mid-way :P
and and
I don't have to work with people despite having the tag of 'doctor' :D
@Av.
ReplyDeletehaha. I wish that could really happen. but then.......
more to the point, when, guest post?
@PS
yeah. and a better package ;)
also, yup.
the only thing I know for sure is that TLC does not stand for tender loving care. dammit.
@express
ReplyDeletea.there are exceptions to every rule
b.umm. no. I hope to pass before that happens
c.umm. others only get a Dr. in front of their name after PhD...does that rule not apply to you?
d.umm. the actual middle route would be doing dentistry.
why jus the commerce guys?? what paap have the MIT chokras done?? cos as far as i know they fit in exceptionally well :D :D its okay.. our hospital dirty linen gets washed there.. sweeeeet revenge!!! *sigh*
ReplyDelete:O and WHAT?? no hot girls in manipal??!?!? r u sure? have u chkd the whole of kmc, mcods, mcoahs (don't laugh), mcops (:D), mmmc, mit (:D)????? have u checked blue waters n edge on a saturday night?
:P but hehe i agree, gender inverted of course :)nice work!
@messy
ReplyDeletehaha. youre right.
but then, we figured that if we were maths students, we would think of only one MIT, the one that does not contain the word manipal :)
and yes. hot girls a plenty.
single hot girls.
now that may be a problem ;)
@varsha
ReplyDeleteumm. no offense. but you woudnt understand unless you were one :)
and engineering was my 2nd choice after medicine.
but I like this one better in the end :)
you get to save lives someday!
ReplyDeleteenough said!
:)
DEAD-U-DEAD ..
ReplyDeletethough u mentioned it as a work of fiction i still do smell jealousy ..
to add to it ..
we attend not more then 5hrs of college every day ..
we hav all sorts of vacations- diwali, christmas and summer ..
we study not more then 2 hrs every day .. (oh no make tat a week..yeah PERFECT)
we start earning while graduating .. and double after MBA
we party harder ..
and a long list will mail it to u some day ..
point no. 7 ;P
:)
i would trade any thing for a medical profession
ReplyDeletei always consider Doctors to be the God on earth.
we go to them with so much hope and faith that they will cure all our physical problems. Dont we all go to temples with the same hopes?
I think this is the only post from a no-more-a-student-thank-GOD!, been happy-to-forget-all-that-I-studied-to-the-big-bad-world-out-there-in-a-field-that-has-absolutely-no-connection-to-what-I-studied, till now.
ReplyDeleteOkay You can kill me. All those dashes. Sigh.
Urrrmmmm....sorry to sound like a prick, which I will, BUT, study life (is NOT =) to Work life. No matter which field. All of it comes with its own challenges you have not the remotest idea of when planning your life.
And err....life doesn't usually go according to your plan.
But, ummm....its a lot of fun, nevertheless. Lots of learning.
There, I knew before hand I was never meant to be a student pschycologist. Er..make that pschycologist.
:)
Here's good luck to all of you hopefuls though! :)
I don't understand the relevance of the header.;)
ReplyDeleteHavent I pondered this long and hard (did I just say long and hard? oh well, thats what these posts do to me)myself?
ReplyDeleteBut still, you've gotta admit, medical college does have its perks..
altho' ugly geeks abound, there is still the possibility that one day, one of them will be a brain surgeon with a BMW...and if he never had a hot girlfriend, atleast he'll find a hot wife..
life is tough. it seemed like my autobiography, u know nerdy engg. girl? sheesh !
ReplyDeleteall the best with the cirrohis.
where are the single hot dudes man!
lol. the guy that ended up in the science-wala-pic.lol again!
ReplyDeleteNow that's a revelation. This post. I always thought that all the nerdy guys from biology ended up in my college! Good to know its a global thing and we're not alone. *Does a happy dance*
PS: TLC does sometime stand for Tender Loving Care. (Reference: The miscarriage wala chapter in Textbook of Obstetrics by Dutta- Hemorrhage in early pregnancy, I think it was called!)
Dude, there ARE medical students that have cool hairstyles, smoke shitloads of pot and go to class drunk everyday, supported by their suprisingly super hot girlfriends. It happens less often than in other courses but it happens. Ur probably missing out so look around CAREFULLY
ReplyDelete@go-phish
ReplyDeleteyou understand :)
@neha
:P to you too :P
@anju gandhi
hmm. interesting choice of words.
@TS
earning, rich snob :P ;)
@Dr.S
wouldnt we all want a picture of that ;)
@godly
I dont understand the relevance of the comment ;)
@I T T
ReplyDeleteahem ahem.
@saur
wow. so you DID beat the post in the length factor as well as the comedy factor.
Im SO going Neanderthal :)
damn. why did you post that comment? ;)
@arps
ReplyDeleteshit. I didnt know that.
but I sure aint going up to the surgery guys to tell them that :)
@crow
haha. of course there are. I DO look around lots actually.
but. umm.
arent they mostly always douchey?
Ha. I made the RIGHT choice!!
ReplyDeletemy best friend has turned psychotic being all in medical.
ReplyDeletei m against it!
@zeba
ReplyDeletestripes!
@AD
wow.
youre so sweet.
did you just call me your best friend? ;)
<3
Just wait till one of us from the other side writes how life would have been if not for our chosen careers!! Well, its always greener on the other side, eh??!! ;)
ReplyDeleteBut wtf?? Too damn busy having a blast at any and everything we do!! Anything doesn't really matter!! :D
Later gater Doc, see you when I see you... :)
hey now, there r hot girls in medical school tooooo! we just need to give ourselves time to get dressed up n wipe all tht dead persons goo away frm our scrubs!
ReplyDeleten besides, all the hot girls go for rich doctors anyway. w/ a benz, of course. lol. awesome post! :)
amazing write up ya... u really write well... n i support u wid the fact that somewhere down the line we will be earning nore than others.. hopefully.. n ya.. we have a self respect.. we will hav a good position someday...
ReplyDeletebut dont agree wid u yar on the girls in our proffession part... there r atleast a few hot girls in our proffesion..i m sorry if they dont make them in your college anymore...