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good guys never end up good.

looking for updates, werent you?

go away.



shooo!







really. go away.








alright, fine. you win.
I give up.

the reason for unblogging for a while, was, well, I had other things to do!
like sleep, eat a sandwich, sleep, drink milkshake, sleep, rage a war, sleep, play need for speed, sleep, wardrobe malfunction, bite into a chocolate, sleep, you know the usual.

did you catch the wardrobe malfunction in there?
good boy!

on that note, for the slighly deludish readers out there : if it happens inside a single room when youre the only one in it, it cannot be called a wardrobe malfunction.

anyway.

whats with girls and linda goodman?

is it an eternal crush kind of thing?

the breeds of females who know how to brush their hair, is still less than the linda goodman female fan population!

i dont get it.
what the heck?

there are so many snide comment like
oh, he's wierd. must be pisces.
oh, she gets angry easily, must be leo.
oh, thats mud, must be an earth sign.
oh, fountain, water sign ppl must be around.
oh, its a hot girl in a short skirt, must be katrina kaif.
oh, its deluded, lets all go have crazy sex.


some of that may not be the actual comment.


so okay.
i had my future read by some really tantrik people and asked them the eternal question(will i get a girl? ever?)
(mostly on the internet)(because its free)(and free is ALWAYS great!)

palmistry expert: hmm. you have deep lines. your venus mounds are not prominent.
deluded :(venus mounds? WTF!!?)
P: but still, your luck line is tortuous and your life line is intersecting with your brain line which in turn intersects with your t shirt line, that means there is a holy triangle formed inside your pants corner, blah blah blah, other stuff
D:so, the answer to my question............
P: you have a good chance, really. but......
D: but.......?
P: youre a loser.
D> the cursed punch!
P>hospitalised

astrologist: i see that your sun is in a quadrant unfavourable to your neptune tendencies
D: that makes sense. yes. and?
A: your mars tower of babel is nearing its true height, and this shall cause your moon to be specially attracted to someone else's venus mounds.
D:(what is it with venus mounds?!!)
D:so......the answer?
A:youre a loser
A: the future looks bleak, but it shall turn golden if you buy my book(only Rs.735) and follow the direction, take me as your god, and give me money...
D> fist of the sun!
A>black eye

astronomist: erm what?
D: oops. wrong person
A: security!
D>achilles heel!
A>falls to ground clutching

gemologist: i believe what you need is a cat's eye gem on your index finger, that way you'll be less of a loser. or perhaps a sapphire....
D: i believe you need my middle finger up your.......
G>runs away
D>cheh. got away

D:ooh, nice hat with the peacock feather and all
divination person: welcome dear loser, how can i help you today.......
D>divine punishment

girl eating ice cream: youra loosa
D: err, what language? kannada gotilla

security guard: hey lo........
D>hidden buddhist arts: thousand years of pain



so.
anyway.
thats that.

dont you dare say anything starting with 'lo', you twits
(sammy :P)

oh, unless youre a hot girl, and you want to say you love me. then youre pardoned.