yes my friends.
I have become something great.
however, Im fighting a losing battle.
let me tell you, about how Ive discovered this inner potential inside of me............its like a whole new awareness within myself
Im fighting a losing battle against this guy.....

he is strong.

aaah. he got me good there. ouch.
every night, I fight a battle against my inner consciousness.
No. Its not about the love life, studies or anything that trivial
its not even the post murder guilts you get after you kill someone.
oops. perhaps I have said too much.
come police, try and catch me. you will never catch me alive.

unless of course you send your special elite squad - the super alpha sexy babe squadron
then I shall surrender.
anyway
the thing is, everynight, I dutifully set an alarm for the next day, and go to sleep
thinking that I'll get up tomorrow, attend class and be happy
status next day : wakes up at 10 30, sees alarm has been disabled, and misses half the college time
status next night: sets 3 alarms.
status next next day: wakes up at 11, sees all 3 alarms disabled, misses half of college
status next next night: sleeps at 9, thinking that sleeping early = waking up early, sets 6 alarms, asks 3 ppl to call and wake him up
status next next next day: wakes up at 11 30, all 6 alarms disabled, mobile on silent mode.
see what he is?
he's a monster.
he just keeps getting better and better while facing difficult situations.
damn you inner ninja. damn you.
on second thoughts, it might not be so bad.
I might get this.

and this.

Im coming sensei! banzai! banzai!