5th semester- end sem exams

random conversations in these troubled days

day before the exam-


friend: how goes?
me: there was a pole up my ass in the morning, in the afternoon a bus went in, now there's a whole circus in there
friend: ......
me: i think the whole continent of australia might fit in tommorow


random person: lets just get this over with quickly, Im so used to it now that I dont even need painkillers

random person: whats the use? is there really any use at all? f**king sadists!

morning of the exam-

friend: a guy, in the morning, eating without brushing...........thats the sign that says exams are going on

friend: no use taking a dump now, I'll take it in the evening......it'll be much easier then

5 mins before the exam-


random person: look! hot girl

.....50 guys turn simultaneously


after the exam is over

random guy1: I thought that only I would get r*ped today.
random guy2: en masse my friend, en masse

guy1: I hate microbiology.........they f**k me every single time
guy2: I hate forensics........they r*ped me today as well
guy1: wait.........wasnt today the micro paper?
guy2: oh.
guy1: ........
guy2: so THATs why I thought that most of the paper was out of course

random engg guy1: wanna get drunk?
random engg guy2: no.......Ive got studies
random engg guy1: you sound like a medical student
random engg guy2: yup.......lets go get drunk

random med guy overhearing: I wish.......

Ki: so....have you decided what kind of doctor you want to become?
me: yes, Ive given it a lot of thought, and Ive come to the conclusion that I want to become a doctor who earns a lot of money

friend: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way..........santa claus just came to town and f**ked me ALL the way

me: more than 20 mins of online time on facebook makes a guy gay