yes my friends.
I have become something great.
however, Im fighting a losing battle.
let me tell you, about how Ive discovered this inner potential inside of me............its like a whole new awareness within myself
Im fighting a losing battle against this guy.....

he is strong.

aaah. he got me good there. ouch.
every night, I fight a battle against my inner consciousness.
No. Its not about the love life, studies or anything that trivial
its not even the post murder guilts you get after you kill someone.
oops. perhaps I have said too much.
come police, try and catch me. you will never catch me alive.

unless of course you send your special elite squad - the super alpha sexy babe squadron
then I shall surrender.
anyway
the thing is, everynight, I dutifully set an alarm for the next day, and go to sleep
thinking that I'll get up tomorrow, attend class and be happy
status next day : wakes up at 10 30, sees alarm has been disabled, and misses half the college time
status next night: sets 3 alarms.
status next next day: wakes up at 11, sees all 3 alarms disabled, misses half of college
status next next night: sleeps at 9, thinking that sleeping early = waking up early, sets 6 alarms, asks 3 ppl to call and wake him up
status next next next day: wakes up at 11 30, all 6 alarms disabled, mobile on silent mode.
see what he is?
he's a monster.
he just keeps getting better and better while facing difficult situations.
damn you inner ninja. damn you.
on second thoughts, it might not be so bad.
I might get this.

and this.

Im coming sensei! banzai! banzai!
what are you ? sleeping beauty ....
ReplyDeletethe bike's better than the babe...
ReplyDeleteshe's just too plastic...
ReplyDelete@ t2bt
ReplyDeleteno.
thats my inner truth emerging out of me
@ JP
aah.
thats just the virtual representation of what I want
bikes and babes. that's all that makes life worth living for you guys innit? gah.
ReplyDelete=P
@ jadis
ReplyDeletenot really
im more of a cars and girls kind of guy.
plus, nimja girls are......aye.
Been there, Done that
ReplyDeleteHmmmm is this just an excuse to post pics of hot babes? I see thru uuuuuuuuu. :)
ReplyDeletedid u just learn how 2 upload pics in the post? huh? so many irrelevant ones..
ReplyDeletehuh? did u? did u?
and u din get up cz u din wanna get up, as simple as that! Because the alarm rings even if ur phone is on silent!!!
yea, i knw tht cz I lost a heavy bet on that one..
nevemind..
You sleep.
and Ill study
Humppfffff
lol :P
ReplyDeletedo u post pics of girls in all ur posts? :O :O :| ur such a guy...
hmmph.
hahahaha
ReplyDeleteif you go to class one of these days, then if we ever meet- I'll double the jars of hummus from 2 to 4. :P
:O :O
ReplyDeletethats not ur inner ninja..thats the inner sloth that refuses to let u wake up without turning off the alarm first..
ReplyDeleteand its true..the alarm does still ring if the phone's on silent..
but like one of my favourite quotes goes,
ReplyDelete"there shud be a better way to start the day, than waking up in the mornings.."
Try not sleeping for a few days. See what happens. XD
ReplyDelete@gale
ReplyDeletenot sleeping? r u kidding?he'd rather eat a lizard and marry a man than give up sleeping!:P
@delu
haha. sorry. but i love..like louv pulling your leg..gives me immense sadistic anand ki anubhuti!;)